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c_land

i need you to be my main thing, play thing, pillar of stone...

Jun 19, 2008 21:04

the greg got some sort of splitter for the bedroom tv so that we can tivo one thing and watch another. along with this new ability, we have found that we receive free pay-per-view and on-demand shows/movies without having a digital cable box for this tv. this is a awesome, but also a bit frustrating. awesome because i'd love to watch JUNO for free ( Read more... )

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cockneyrebel June 20 2008, 02:33:51 UTC

does his name begin with a 'g'?

c_land June 20 2008, 11:32:04 UTC

oh no. i'm totally pointing at ME.

helltoupee June 20 2008, 03:04:43 UTC

Well, it's official.

We finally know where he got that 'cute Mexican lesbian' line from.

c_land June 20 2008, 11:31:42 UTC

ha. they are usually dominican lesbianas and a lot hotter than i could wish to be. :)

popbitch June 20 2008, 04:37:53 UTC

This is a wonderfully hysterical development.

Does it only come through on one channel? I'm so oddly intrigued by this concept. Sometimes I load up the porn menus on our on demand system just to laugh at the names of everything. They charge $15 a movie for the adult titles on my cable system and I was under the impression that they were hardcore. If people pay that much for watered down porno, that is amazing!

c_land June 20 2008, 11:31:06 UTC

it comes through (heh) on just about any channel between 85 - 108 with exception for those HD channels that already have a dedicated channel. like, 98.3 for abc in HD. so, it's all those weird channels like 85.7 or 108.11. you never know what you're going to get because you just have to channel surf and see what's out there.

my favorite was when there was a quick rewind to watch some boobies a few times and then a rewind later to watch a dude stroke himself. equal opportunity rewind. :)

i've never watched so much porn in my life. ha. i'm totally growing as a person.

misskitty2 June 20 2008, 13:25:12 UTC

This should totally be turned into a TV show. It'd be way better than Evening Edition.

Magical splitter's voyueristic ability stuns unsuspecting couple and gives them insight into their neighbor's pervy ways.

I'd tune in.

epeolatry June 20 2008, 14:55:59 UTC

hell yea! so would i!

c_land June 21 2008, 00:31:28 UTC

it would totally be an awesome show. we already take verbal wagers. "dude, i bet someone totally rewinds it after this scene! yep."

iprayforsound June 20 2008, 17:36:59 UTC

Too...much...free...porn?

I'm having trouble with this concept.

c_land June 21 2008, 00:31:52 UTC

shut up, iprayfortang. :)

iprayforsound June 21 2008, 06:35:06 UTC

I wanna make so many jokes at my expense, but they're all too sad.