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what's the appropriate punishment for the greg telling me that i looked like a "cute mexican lesbian" as i am heading out the door to an AHS event?!?!

my look must have said something to him because he quickly came back with, "i said CUTE!".

WITH MY OWN EYES, i have seen a JOHN DEERE tramp stamp.

we had a cook out at work today. one of my co-workers paused when she reached the corn on the cob and then said, "i only eat my corn with butter and sweet & low. i don't think we have either of those."

uh...

ew.

priceless...

tom hanks' laugh in THE MONEY PIT after the bathtub falls through the floor. man, i loved that scene so much that i put my tape recorder up to the television and recorded it on a cassette. then i looped it...i looped it.

i need to look this up on youtube as soon as i get away from firewall city (aka my office).

comment directed to me as i pick up dog bones from the pet aisle at publix...

(holding can of wet dog food in his hand)
weird guy: "they should call this 'george bush stew'."

he was loitering in the aisle. i think he was waiting for someone to pass by so that he could use that zinger of a line.

woah. i can get back on to LJ from work. yaaaaaaaaaay.

i'll try to post again soon. i can't believe i haven't posted anything since the new year. EEK.

hello, lj friends. i tried to read and follow your ljs as much as possible. stop and say hello if you haven't deleted me from your friends page yet.

happy birthday, jimmymontrose.

What does this song mean? For my whole life I don't know what this song means. I mean, "Should old acquaintance be forgot". Does that mean we should forget old acquaintances, or does it mean if we happen to forget them we should remember them, which is not possible because we already forgot them?"--Harry ("When Harry Met Sally ( Read more... )

i keep forgetting to post that i can no longer access lj from work. BOO on the new firewall ( Read more... )