I Would Like to Visit the TittyTwister in El Rey, Mexico...

Apr 12, 2005 14:26

First and foremost...Cheech Marin is the funniest Mexican in the scene where they drive up to the "Titty Twister" and he's trying to sell every single type, shape, and piece of pussy in there is just hilarious..."Hey what do we have here...a new flavor...'Apple pie pussy'...ooooo ( Read more... )

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"here adam..take back yr goddamn rib" monsoonrain April 12 2005, 23:22:06 UTC
im not a christian..but from what i understand the apple was knowledge. eve was punished for her quest for knowledge. adam was just sitting there under a fig tree or whatever not caring how or why the sun rose or set or the earth spun ( ... )

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Re: "here adam..take back yr goddamn rib" c_rza April 13 2005, 07:38:44 UTC
Ok, I'm not Adam. But I'm gonna jump on this topic because it's arguable. Being that you're not a Christian, but endowed with a fair knowledgeable account of what Genesis was about, you are missing the most important point of what that apple symbolized-besides knowledge of course. It was a simple task that God had bestowed upon Adam and Eve for their price of living in paradise. It was the one thing He asked them not to violate. It was the one thing he didn't want them to do. Yeah, this can become arguable with the fact that if you told anyone not to do something, they'll sure as hell go ahead and do it. But this also just shows that humans aren't exactly in God's image as we aren't infallible. We fuck up. But HOWEVER. Eve was punished for her lack of obedience and disparity from somehow having everything. And besides, it wasn't Adam's job to search for knowledge or truth because for all he needed to know was that-it's all good. Why? Cuz God made it so. God created Adam actually for the purpose to rule over all of His ( ... )

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but there are trapdoors.... memeworrywort April 13 2005, 06:19:44 UTC
Girls may drive guys to be assholes, but it's just for the fact that we need to deny our instincts in order to be human when we think we'll be the assholes girls expect us to be. I think that is the shock that love delivers - the predictability of your immediate response and the following shock that love exists between you and another individual - and if you try to reason with the other person, whether it be emotionally or psychically, you've succeeded in overcoming what the majority of relationships become (static). Ultimately, it is the quest for being dynamic and comprimising with reality that ideals don't seem to fit reality and a more pragmatic approach to life should be taken: the fluidity of it all revolves around both individuals challenging each other in a loving relationship to take off masks that are imposed by the mind and really question what is the connection between the mind and body and where is the point where I end and you begin. It may be confusing, but I have tried to exploit what I am thinking here.

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Re: but there are trapdoors.... c_rza April 13 2005, 07:58:17 UTC
I couldn't agree more with you, Arturo, but sometimes it's hard when one tries to be opposite of expectations of someone he pours countless amounts of emotion and love and devotion into. Which brings light into my own lil quandry of how people can just simply go on in life as just "friends". I feel like when there is so much written tale between two people and so much love shared between them, it's almost impossible for that to...just...go...away. Like I honestly can't understand how when you choose to be someone, you easily can let them go and not try and rebuild. It's like you really can't just forget how one looks at you and tells you those three words of torture, "I Love You." You can't. And then to begin a friendly relationship, completely disregarding the fact that the person who stands in front of you, tore your heart down after she not so long ago lent her hand to help build it up. But even more so, you do at least try to be civil-though against your will-you attempt to remain in contact because of the sheer idea of ( ... )

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velcrofree April 13 2005, 06:42:14 UTC
I think Erica was
talking about herself
and someone one else,
who she wanted to remain
nameless...i dont
really think she was talking
about all guys in general

Though I shall say
humans are messed up beings
And I think,
most guys are like what she
described
others
are
diamonds in the rough...
Once again..its really hard to find
anyone genuine these days...
girls or boys

oo life
how you
forsake us

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c_rza April 13 2005, 08:15:33 UTC
Well she mentioned in a response comment to Ziemba, that it was something she came to realize about the male species and our interactions with them (females). And yeah, we're all messed up in our own stupid ways. But honestly, like I've mentioned to everyone else so far, this was just a lil gripe thing from Adam that I agreed with. Cuz I'm sure you know the troubles of a heartbreak and with it, the fucked up, invalid reasons for the cause of one. And yeah life's a pain in the ass. But not as much as a pain as the people who exploited our feelings for their own twisted pleasures. Cuz if anything, I know someone like you, Brit, should prolly never have to face a heartbreak, just because I don't believe that your that kinda person that'd ever deserved one. This is why we can gripe and be cry babies about it. Lataaaa

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Oh Adam... c_rza April 13 2005, 07:01:10 UTC
Oh Adam. Look what you have started. I guess I should leave it up to you to respond to the better part of these comments. Lata.

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Re: Oh Adam... c_rza April 13 2005, 07:59:29 UTC
Any time you want to jump in, Adam, and help me discuss points...Any time...It could be like soon...Any time...you're a schmuck...

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i love you kay but i hate every other girl. :) ilgrim26 April 13 2005, 13:31:44 UTC
you know whats funny is that you girls dont realize how fucking mad you make me..... i mean rza you will see how easy it is for a girl to yell rap and you do like 10 years in the brig(jail) for not even being in the same state. no woman or man should be given that much power. i dont care if your god himself, or buddha(however you spell that).
but the fact of the matter is that you cant really blame anyone on something like this. you cant blame the whole gender because its all a big scale... sometime men tip it in favor of women or sometimes women tip it in favor of men. i mean like sure men do some mean shit... but look at women. i can guarantee that it is easier for a woman to make her way up the corporate chain in a company if she always wore a skirt, was attractive, and kept dropping her pencil. think about that. ya really have to much power.

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Re: i love you kay but i hate every other girl. :) c_rza April 13 2005, 16:56:44 UTC
Right on yo! Well...what if I wore a skirt and kept dropping my pencil...?

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Re: i love you kay but i hate every other girl. :) ambermourning April 14 2005, 05:01:29 UTC
did you see what you just said? Sure a girl can climb her way up the corporate ladder by looking cute. The reason is because there are men above her allowing her to do so. Do you think it's other women allowing this to happen? Certainly not. And it doesn't matter how intelligent these women are...they're getting there because like you said, they're wearing short skirts and dropping pencils. What about the unfortunate looking girls who spend all their time in the library? If a guy doesn't find her attractive enough to hire as his secretary does she just get stuck in the mail room. And I'm sure attractive men could use the same tactic to get ahead (no pun intended) if women were the ones in the position of power, however, 99% of the time, we're not ( ... )

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