I Would Like to Visit the TittyTwister in El Rey, Mexico...

Apr 12, 2005 14:26

First and foremost...Cheech Marin is the funniest Mexican in the scene where they drive up to the "Titty Twister" and he's trying to sell every single type, shape, and piece of pussy in there is just hilarious..."Hey what do we have here...a new flavor...'Apple pie pussy'...ooooo ( Read more... )

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ambermourning April 14 2005, 05:14:38 UTC
Oh and Chris...I suggest you give your Bible another glance over. Eve was not created from a literal rib of Adam's. In Hebrew, the test translates as a part of Adam, who was made of clay, so what it actually says is, the clay was split into two and from that God made Adam and Eve at the same time. Not one before the other, so Adam was not there begging for a friend ad willing to give up a rib for her. It didn't happen that way and it wasn't even written that way. Secondly, Eve did not seduce Adam into doing anything. She was scared to eat the fruit but was tempted by it. Adam, trying to prove his manliness and courage to Eve, (with the convincing done by the snake, not Eve) stepped up and took a bite of it insisting that no one would know, and when God found out, he hid like a coward. That is how the story goes, if you insist on referencing the Bible.

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HA! so2smooth April 14 2005, 05:34:32 UTC
I really don't understand that shit.... every freaking women thinks that man isn't superior...welll SORRY TO BREAK YOUR BUBBLE... man was made first... if you believe in that story literally... Genesis 2:21-25 ( ... )

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Re: HA! ambermourning April 14 2005, 05:48:16 UTC
ok...you want to quote the Bible...we can play this game ...I just think you should know what you're talking about before you start. You know those little letters ( [i] and [j]) you put next to the words. Go down on the page of your Bible and look at what it says. I don't have a Bible handy, so I don't know what the actual Hebrwe word for it is, but in Hebrew, which is what the Bible was originally written in, the word means part. Not rib, but part of a whole. Adam...the word, not the name, means mud, so when it says what God made was called Adam...it isn't the same as when your momma named you Adam...it's saying God called it mud. And eve was known as, from the mud. Just to clarify things ( ... )

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Re: HA!.... Now i gotta put on my fuckin vaseline... pull my hair back bittchhes so2smooth April 14 2005, 06:02:21 UTC
either way... lets translate it your way...no wait you can't... cause you're wrong.. ok.. that whole thing about bone of my bone.. flesh..SHE WAS TAKEN OUT OF MAN... which means that could only happen if MAN was MADE FIRST... and none of those footnotes says anything about there is no footnote for rib.. rib means rib.. not part.. and adam means made from earth... (in your case mud whatev.) and she fed it to him.. and adam thought it was good cause how can his girl that he gave up a rib for, decieve me... AND SHE DID.... ohh and BY THE WAY... YOUR WRONG... i'm RIGHT... and i think you should go back to catholic school cause i'd love to see you in a sexy school girl outfit rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ;-)

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