i just realized that i judge books by their covers (in a literal sense) all the time.

fuck.

i'm doing it again ( Read more... )

nothing says "good morning!" like being called a bitch by your mom multiple times for a reason that isn't your fault.

i'm going to try and avoid using the term "problem child".

my sister is so PERFECT in my parent's eyes.
that everything that goes wrong.
especially on her birthday ( Read more... )

i just heard a guy from ancient roman times on T.V. say "Kiss my ass"

quite funny.
---he makes me happy ( Read more... )

today went from being really good >> to bad << to alright >< to awesome >> to not so good << to lucky >> then to boring >< then to predictable >< then to amusing >> then to slightly above average good ( Read more... )

it's my BIRTHDAY!!

biatch.

((werd to your mother.))

i don't understand the logic of that boy...he calls me yesterday, to tell me he's lost his voice ( Read more... )

for no reason at all i just googled "beauty" into gogle images.

by the way... google is the SHIT.

and this is what i got:


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today has been a long day ( Read more... )

note to self:

i have absolutely no will power.

i just got the package/birthday present from eddy in the mail today.

and i calculated that it took me exactly 37 minutes from the time i saw it to the time i opened it.

and i am SO FREAKING HAPPY!!!

he is the sweetest most amazing human, on earth.

and he got me ISRAELI BIRKENSTOCKS!!

and i totally ( Read more... )