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I just got my first freelance writing assignment.
Now, if only, I can remember proper comma usage, if only.
I shall be three bucks richer by the end of the week! That's potentially a fairly nice coffee setup, if one goes to the extremely reasonable (and extremely cozy) Cafe Muthafokka.
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Roomates
Assholes took my bread!
Those assholes. -
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Beeeskits and gravy: 100% successful ( Read more... ) -
That relationsionship
was like an elbow, covered in assholes.
But who doesn't want to shit out the window sometimes? -
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You know, I feel more and more like Stephan. The day I roll out of bed like Gregor Samsa with a headache and wearing a gray cat-man suit will be the realization of dream and dread in equal parts ( Read more... ) -
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106-cat_power-stuck_inside_of_mobile_with_the_memphis_blues_again.mp3 - Hosted on SaveFile.comThe bird and I are getting along, sort of. He's very passive-aggressively chirping and ignoring his new food dispenser. "Don't you worry about me. Go ahead, eat your burrito. I'll just starve ( Read more... ) -
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Rice: 1
Blackhead: 0
And now, time to cauterize the wound!