i went to the work restroom to take care of some bizness and, as i like it, it was empty. so i walk into stall 4 (which you know is my stall of choice, if you have no idea what i'm talking about see august 22nd entry re: obsession with 4 and numbers multiplied/divisible by).....it's full of toilet paper and backed up....no problem. so i sashay on ( Read more... )

chicken legs, waists smaller than mine (although it is not exactly hard to have a smaller waist than mine), long, skinny fingers, general overall lankiness....none of those manly traits ever got to me....it all just grossed me out. my rule of thumb when it comes to men is if i could sit on him and crush him, it was not meant to be. however, a few ( Read more... )

so yesterday we got back from visiting a friend in how-ston and i started feeling nauseous....i think they tried to poison me with a diseased tuna steak; however, my alleged poisoning is besides the point. i was supposed to work this ass out at a step class but the nausea would not allow it, so i sat like a lump on the bed all night, subject to ( Read more... )

i am so pissed we missed the death cab for cutie show last night....i feel so old. i was like (holding my open hand up to my chest, mouth open), "whaaaaaaat? the show starts at 1 in the a.m? how is that possible? that is so late? don't they know people are asleep at that time?" that's when it came to me like a head rush after a mountain dew ( Read more... )

likeohmygodtotallytothemax i haven't updated since before hitler came into power. sorry, not hitler....what's his name....that other dictator....oh, yeah, bush. :| i don't know how many asses have been like, "durp, maybe i shouldn't have voted for bush, durp." yes, they do say durp. suck it. i know that a tetraquadrazillion people are voicing ( Read more... )

i love rem's new adventures in high-fi and if you don't, well, you're just gay. : )

the other day i got this e-mail which told you what kind of tree you are based on your date of birth. i was a rowan tree, never heard of it, think it's fictional and magical, but i digress. based on my tree type, i was told to be both independent and dependent. i was like, what?! that doesn't even make sense! and then i realized, ohmygawd, i AM ( Read more... )

why i hate ms. x at work ( Read more... )

what movie to watch tonight, what to watch ( Read more... )

i'm a nerd and am in a book club. let me rephrase that. i co-founded a book club. okay, seriously, i was all whining and begging for it and founded it myself. so, we met for the first time at our apartment last night. i was scared thinking i was the only one who was going to talk but everybody ended up talking over me and that was okay because i ( Read more... )