i'm super talkative today i think.

[cactusmonkey]

and i'm super hyper and bouncy. maybe it was the skanky gas station coffee i got this morning, i dunno. gut rot might be coming soon from it. ewww

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LL Cool G

[agentqup]

Lunatics Love Cool G

What, a stranger can't attempt to trap you at a gas station, and move in for a big ole smooch without being cast as some creep?

Pssh...talk about high standards... :P

Re: LL Cool G

[cactusmonkey]

yeah, i shouldn't complain about having no sex life anymore. i coulda tried to leave my mark in his buick!

Re: LL Cool G

[cactusmonkey]

actually, maybe he just wanted to talk about fashion. just shouldn't gotten so close to me. i don't like having my personal space invaded by strangers.

Re: LL Cool G

[agentqup]

*mental note: invade G's space, and be strange whilst doing so*

[kimattlc]

What a psycho! I had it when people invade my space... I wanna say "Back the fuck off" but I'm usually too nice

[cactusmonkey]

yeah i'm too nice a lot of the time too...

unless someone wants to actually try to touch my body. thats something that could easily be met with my fist upside their head, haha.
with the exception of this nutty dude that slapped my ass while i bent over at the bar a few weeks ago. he was scary and doing coke at the bar and i figured i better leave it alone since i was already leaving.

that was the infamous "she bent over, not my fault" remark. haha

[cactusmonkey]

i must say though....overall, i've not had too much trouble compared to what i hear about a lot of girls dealing with.

my friend's girlfriend got her ass sniffed at a bar not to long ago. the guy apparently needed to inspect it like it was goddamn weed or something!

fucking pervert.

[anonymous]

Just as an eerie coincidence sidenote, the episode of Seinfeld with the close talker was on tonite. coincidence or crack in the cosmic egg?

[cactusmonkey]

self fulfilling prophecy based on psychic seinfeld predictions.

maybe i was sitting in my car too close ;)