is the best band ever. except for blonde redhead, whom i saw last night. and the weirdos are coming, which is really strange because they broke up in 1989. then again, the PIXIES ARE BACK TOGETHER, so i guess anything is possible so long as its cool ( Read more... )

Is it weird that I am completely math illiterate, but used to be in a math rock band?

So it's my fucking birthday, and I'm old, and you can go to hell ( Read more... )

I am no longer sick! The anitbiotics kicked the germs in their testicles! And my sister informs me that middleskoolmajr is lying; there are multiple antibiotics currently used to treat strep throat (my sister would know; she's a respiratory therapist and lives in a big house)! Everything's coming up roses, except my future and the economy and ( Read more... )

I wish strep throat germs had testicles, because then the antibiotics I took could kick them in the testicles. And maybe drive toothpicks through them. And then rip them in half and tear out their souls.

OH MY GOD I'M IN PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God is such a dork. He still thinks it's funny to do that thing where he makes it nice out, but makes me sick at the same time. Grow up, god, seriously. You're like an 8-year-old boy with a frog and a tennis racket.

So I set my microwave for 100 seconds, but when I hit "start," it jumped straight from 100 to 59! What the hell? Fucking piece of trash.

I have decided to grace you with my words, not because you deserve it, but because it is 3:00 in the morning, and i am intoxicated, and i am so amazing that i'm actually contractually obligated to grace you under these circumstances.  for information on getting such a contract for yourself, click here:

Now, it seems as though there are those ( Read more... )

I'm so happy that i can update that i am now updating again. hooray for updating a stupid internet journal that no one reads! this is like therapy for the really, really unintelligent. whoa, there was lightning there for a second. that was crazy ( Read more... )