I resent the implication that blood and treasure are not lost regardless of the outcome of the war in Iraq.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=184086&title=sarah-palin-gender-card

Apparently people wear gloves when they handle these kinds of peppers because of the burning...  Which goes a long way toward explaining why my hands are burning.

I want desperately to call the republicans lying douchebags...

And they are - they are lying douchebags.

But, also, they are really fucking good at what they do.

Watch later this week as Giuliani giggles - he'll giggle - at accusations that he is a fat fucking liar.  And when he gets done giggling that little Giuliani giggle (you know the one - ( Read more... )

So my wife and I are going to Mile High tonight.  Actually, this afternoon.  It's going to be a good 7 hour wait for the BIG EVENT...  But there are several demi-events in the meantime.  Including, possibly, bon jovi and bruce springsteen and almost definitely stevie wonder and al gore.  And I'm pretty sure that I am going to have to buy my wife ( Read more... )

In a story I read about a woman who had a friend who, at one point, is teaching a girl about writing the friend says: "Figure out what your character wants most, then take it away ( Read more... )

So I'm on Livejournal for the first time in forever and I don't even know how to get started.  So much has changed.  They blocked livejournal at work, which is still annoying because when you try to go there a screen pops up that says it wont let you go to livejournal because it's a dating site and i BEG TO DIFFER.  Or, more likely, i NEVER THOUGHT ( Read more... )

They got a nice review.

http://losangeles.broowaha.com/article.php?id=2561

They need people to listen to their song online.

http://www.area93.com/cc-common/artist_submission/player.html?art=80144&g=1193344011

The bassist is the most talented musician I have ever met.  I used to be in a barbershop quartet with him...  no big deal.

The rest of them ( Read more... )

http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/colorado_rockies_trademark

3 times the home team has won the first game of the World Series by 10+ runs...all three times they lost the series.  We've got 'em right where we want them.