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Closing up shop. I'm having more and more trouble getting into her, so it wouldn't be fair to stick around. Thanks to everyone who made it fun, especially you. I'll be removing everyone soon and I am picking my replacement. If you're interested let me know.

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This is screened so I'm going to be obnoxious and ask you to give me something to update about. OK, go.

Happy Birthday to me.

Ask me five questions on any topic, no matter how perverted, wrong, dirty, etc. I'll answer honestly.

To distract from the fact I have no life to speak of right now and apparently I've broken up with Joan Jett, tell me something or ask me something anonymously. Anything. Seriously, I'm begging you.