Always where under where

Nov 14, 2006 17:00

Item #1: 4th grade children are incredibly amused by really asinine things. Apparently, hearing their teacher utter the phrase "underwear" ranks right up there with classmates passing gas or the classic "I CUP." Against my will, I told them the standard Latin joke: "Semper ubi sub ubi." This joke is not funny. To anyone. Except very small ( Read more... )

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itemized $$$ mercurystardust November 14 2006, 21:44:10 UTC
Rachel, there are no words to describe you, except that you always make me smile and laugh out loud.

i can't believe they're getting married in December! that's only a month from now! that's such a coincidence for both of y'all to get married in the same year. please tell your mom i said Congratulations!

the 4th grade teacher is going to take away your recess time and make you write on the chalkboard.

A) mushrooms and mini wheats...ha! i love your inner monologue. B) i think it's good that you don't have to constantly "think" about being married. that's very all-natural, if that makes any sense.

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Re: itemized $$$ caesia126 November 14 2006, 22:58:50 UTC
Aww, thanks. I'm glad you find it amusing.

It was something of a stressful point for me, cause mom originally was like, "we're thinking about getting married in a few weeks," right after my wedding. And that's just no good, because then you get "hey, let's all go on an anniversary trip together!!" And then I'd have to shoot myself.

"I will not say 'underwear' during Latin.
I will not say 'underwear' during Latin.
I will not say 'underwear' during Latin."

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whatfreshhell November 15 2006, 15:22:10 UTC
Make your states bigger, Yankees! Hee! I concur.

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caesia126 November 15 2006, 19:53:10 UTC
I mean, honestly. I start out in Princeton, fairly close to the exact f-ing middle of the state, and 20 minutes later I'm in another one! (and, on an unrelated note, the "pain-free world" thing is indeed rather creepy)

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whatfreshhell November 15 2006, 20:36:03 UTC
Well, really! At least if you get lost in Texas, you don't have the added Loser Cachet of ending up in a whole 'nother state (and thank God for that, with my talent, er, "talent" for directions).

(And THANK YOU, that is creepy. I knew I couldn't be the only one who felt that way.)

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questions mercurystardust November 27 2006, 05:45:29 UTC
hey! i haven't "talked" to you in a while. just wanted to see how you were doing! i hope you're not sick, and i hope you guys have a Christmas tree up in your apartment. are "y'all" going to be in Texas at any point?
-TNT

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