So I was reading Guns, Germs, and Steel, thinking about how much I wished I could be a hunter-gatherer. Screw this society shit. Which brought to mind my other ambition, which is to be a carniverous dinosaur...

Sideways running - weird, he thinks. Carefully he lifts up the rock, and the pointy thing runs sideways the other way ( Read more... )

What I do have: Guns, Germs, and Steel

What I don't have: Free movies!!!! Yet. Damned budget cuts, slowing down the processing of my volunteer benefits. XE ( Read more... )

I am extraordinarily sleepy. I do not know why. Perhaps I should sleep ( Read more... )

Ahhhhhhhhhhyum ( Read more... )

Because I've nothing to say.

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So... Predators at War. Ho. Ly. Shit. I mean, the cheesy metaphors and special effects were rather overwhelming, but.... Big cats! Hyenas! Wild dogs! Fighting each other!!!! And the lioness!! The lioness!

I almost want to say it was scripted. I know how these things work, of course - cut and paste. Sound from another continent. But still. You don' ( Read more... )

Eeek! Lupin!!! My heart goes out. Even though it almost doesn't want to (because, you know, sympathy for Lupin is so not what I do), but - "I'm sorry I taught you that hex," he says;_ ( Read more... )

It put me to shame, sure and certain. That and the fact that...

Akahsf kjhsak d hakahhhhhhhhhhhhhHHhHHHHH! LOOT AT THAT!!!!! What am I referencing?!?!?!?!? WHAT?

Typing in speech patterns is well and good, but this has gotten far out of hand.

There is but one solution: I must write. I must write long and boring and not a drabble, in which the ( Read more... )

So I was reading 1984 (yes for the First Time!) today, and I have a few things to say:

1. Many details are, indeed, disturbingly relevant to our current time.

2. Yay I can get even more Orwellian references now.

3. The plot was otherwise uninteresting.

4. For this, I blame Farenheight 4515. George Orwell has the most beautiful grammar ( Read more... )

Coz I periodically get so foolish as to sort through my files.........

Offering the Initial: Snape. 1981. First Christmas in the Staff Room.

( Like I would neglect the opportunity to hint at some hotnsexy Lucius action )