[Event] *insert Jaws theme music here*

[cup_of_smex]

That's right! Another event! No worries the other isn't closed or anything, it'll stay open until people stop replying to it. This is just here to provide another source of entertainment and to help up get back to our old ways of tomfoolery. SO yes, expect us to spam you.

AFTER ALL SPAM BEGETS MORE SPAM. 
And I'm not sure about you guys, but I've

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[cake_is_a_bang]

[bloodwithcoffee]

There's a strange thick red substance oozing out from the empoyees' room. Hidan shoves a mop into your hands and asks you to clean it up.

[A] Complain but go mop it up anyway. You pussy.
[B] Completely ignore him. Demand a latte.
[C] Mop him in the face! That fucker, how dare he ask you to do WORK.
[D] ALL HAIL JASHIN.

YOU WISH HE'D PICK D.

[cake_is_a_bang]

B)

Caramel macchiato, Hee-man, and make it snappy, yeah.

It would of given ~bonus points~ in the relationship factor. XD

[bloodwithcoffee]

Hidan seems to dislike your reply. He shows this dislike by shoving the dirty mop in your face.

[A] Okay, understood. You pick that mop up and go do the job. (Pussy.)
[B] Shit, that just caused you to fall back and scream like a little girl and ALL of the cafe turned to stare at you in silence.
[C] Ask him what the red stuff is anyway.
[D] ....Insist on the latte.

[cup_of_smex]

icouldn'thelpit!

[bloodwithcoffee]

You have just found out that Hidan shares half-naked pictures of you with one of his best friends. He doesn't know you know.

[A] Pretend nothing happened. Plot the guy's DOOM behind Hidan's back.
[B] OH NO HE DIDN'T. All hell breaks loose.
[C] Tea now, act later.
[D] Tea now, all hell breaks loose, and then plot the guy's DOOM.

I died. XDDDDDD <3

[cup_of_smex]

[A] Pretend nothing happened. Plot the guy's DOOM behind Hidan's back.
[B] OH NO HE DIDN'T. All hell breaks loose.
[C] Tea now, act later.
[D] Tea now, all hell breaks loose, and then plot the guy's DOOM. (and perhaps Hidan's while he's at it)

[Oh, he is plotting alright. However he is not being terribly subtle about it as he is glaring at you over the rim of his tea cup. Someone is not happy.]

[bloodwithcoffee]

Hidan seems to notice your discomfort. He raises a brow and opens his mouth to speak, but his cellphone rings for an incoming text. He winks, then chooses to look up the text instead of talking to you.

[A] OH MY GOD IT MUST BE THAT GUY. Paranoia kicks in.
[B] Demand attention. Right now.
[C] Calmly grab that cellphone and start stomping on it Izaya-style.
[D] Tea is your only friend and consolation in this whole world. Only tea understands you. Only tea loves you. You and tea are forever and ever and ever.

this meme is beautiful. sob.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Re: this meme is beautiful. sob.

[cakeandmoney]

All the whipped cream is missing from behind the counter. Kakuzu's traditional coffee mug has remnants of whipped cream around its edges. It also smells like hot chocolate.

[A] Go to the store and get a new can, no big deal. Plot some degrading retort to Kakuzu about his newfound taste in girly drinks.
[B] Punish his coffee cup by chucking it across the cafe at Deidara some poor unsuspecting blonde's head.
[C] Immediate physical confrontation.
[D] Immediate physical confrontation, knife included.

[bloodwithcoffee]

[A] Go to the store and get a new can, no big deal. Plot some degrading retort to Kakuzu about his newfound taste in girly drinks.
[B] Punish his coffee cup by chucking it across the cafe at Deidara some poor unsuspecting blonde's head.
[C] Immediate physical confrontation.
> Immediate physical confrontation, knife included.

UNLESS THAT'S FUCKING SEMEN ON YOUR CUP, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN.

[cakeandmoney]

Kakuzu vehemently denies the accusation, scowling deeply in offense that you would accuse him of taking your whipped cream.

[A] Back off. Obviously someone else took the moneywhore's cup and used it today.
[B] Proceed to question sexual orientation.
[C] Don't buy it. Attack with knife instead.

Finally crawling out of my dark hole...

[origamicupcake]

[bloodwithcoffee]

A few minutes after you open the cafe, Hidan walks in. He is barefoot, and dressed in a white toga. A small army of hobos follow him in, chanting and making cross signs.

[A] It's too early for this shit. Disappear somewhere fast, before he sees you! But you can't. All exists are locked. Panic.
[B] Join in the fun. Only fashionistas wear togas.
[C] Phone up Kakuzu. He can fix this.
[D] Proceed as if nothing happened.

[origamicupcake]

[A]

...oh what the hell...I am not paid enough for this...

[bloodwithcoffee]

OH NO. Hidan notices you, and he and his mob turn towards you. QUICK!

[A] Hide under a table!
[B] Hide under a flowerpot!
[C] Hide under a cupcake!
[D] Plaster yourself to the wall and whisper "I am in my happy place" over and over again to yourself.

[velvet_en_rouge]

[cake_is_a_bang]

Deidara has gotten a hold of three of your dolls and is playing house with them. You:

A) Smile and skip on over- you haven't played with them like this for so long!
B) Tackle- How dare he bring your dolls down to such a level?!
C) Tackle- and proceed to bring the rating up to NC-17
D) Stand. Glare. Growl. Etc.

[velvet_en_rouge]

A) Smile and skip on over- you haven't played with them like this in so-wait

B) TACKLE. WHY IS SANDAIME IN A DRESS? And more importantly, where did you find my keys?!

[cake_is_a_bang]

Dolls fly everywhere! But somehow Deidara manages to keep his (filthy) paws on Sandaime and won't let go. And he seems to be enjoying this more than he should.

A) Search him. Where are those keys? Ask again how he got in. If he doesn't answer, there will be pain.
B) Wipe that smile off his face- you choose how.
C) GO FOR SANDAIME. NO DOLL IS LEFT BEHIND.
D) Bite him.