Not that I care, but it's been incredibly quiet here recently.

Has everyone been as busy as I have been?

Hey! Heeeey! I've been here for so long, and I still don't know what you all do! The deities in particular! What do you preside over? And before you say things like "none of your fucking business", I'm going to put a disclaimer here: I AM BORED. I've gone around clapping my clapboard to nonsensical ditties for the past month because people can't ( Read more... )

Ugh. You people. It's to quiet around here. If I wanted to be bored, I would've stayed home with my darling siblings. Someone do something spontaneous and amazing! Come on ( Read more... )

Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor, rich man, poor man, beggar-man. Choose one, perhaps?

But from what I've seen, many of you are far more than that.

Hey.  Anyone want a drink?  I'm bored 'n' Blake's resistsing my attempts to harass him, which leaves only one option: being generous.  And it's not just an attempt to get gods drunk so I can laugh my ass of, either.

I could lie and say this is a one time offer so you'd better hurry, buuuut...it's probably not.  Still.  Free drinks!  Stuff tastes ( Read more... )

 Hee, so being the easily amused girl that I am, I found something today that I just have to share. Especially with my dear family members~.


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If I play solitaire any more, I'm going to have a conniption.

Anyone have any interesting games? Extra points if they involve a bed and/or a whip.

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Sekhmet stands up from her table, leaving her drink and her computer, and strides over to Set, sitting at the opposite end of the cafe. She stands in front of him for a moment, glaring, then punches him in the face.

Hard.

((And by the way, any gods or mortals who happen to be ( Read more... )

This is stupid.

I'm bored.

Somebody do something spectacular, or I shall have to start doing it myself.

And I'm sure no one wants that to happen.

((Oh yeah, this place exists. Whoops.))

Huh. So is this where our kind is hiding out these days? I gotta admit, I don't see what's so interesting about a cafe of all places, but to each their own~.

At least the company here is better than home. I guess.

For those of you I don't know practically all of you, really, I'm Pele. Pleasure, I'm sure~