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[daze_n_dazzle]

A cafe.  Isn't this just quaint.  The hell are a bunch of gods doing in a place like this?  Then again, it might have some decent beer...

Fancy finding you here, Ma'at.  Are you still being boring as fuck?

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[ruthless_night]

Looking for some fun, what else dear?

[daze_n_dazzle]

I fail completely to understand what the hell could be at all fun in a place like this.

[ruthless_night]

-looks at him across the cafe and holds up a shiny spear then goes back to typing-

I got a pretty new spear~

[daze_n_dazzle]

Whoop-de-fucking-do.

[serpent_mother]

Better here among our own kind than scattered to the winds, eh?

[daze_n_dazzle]

Not really.

[serpent_mother]

See, here I can at least keep my eyes on anyone who might see fit to do me mischief. Quite convenient.

[daze_n_dazzle]

And you can't elsewhere?

[xcapricious]

For fun~ What else do you do when mortals aren't crying out your name?

[daze_n_dazzle]

My job, usually.

[xcapricious]

And what would that be? Mouthing off to your pantheon~?

[daze_n_dazzle]

It's not mouthing off when you're one of the top deities of your country. But yes, more or less. Being a chaos god has its perks.

[wings_of_truth]

Well well, who have we here? It's been a while, dear~.

And contrary to popular belief, I was never boring.

[daze_n_dazzle]

You frown upon people lying, and yet here you are fucking the truth up.

[wings_of_truth]

You seem to be forgetting that I couldn't lie even if I wanted to. Really Set, just because you might've found me a little less than exciting, doesn't mean everyone else shared your views.

[daze_n_dazzle]

That's because they were all insane. And, apparently, blind.

[daze_n_dazzle]

I have plenty to do. You're not a god, are you?

[daze_n_dazzle]

I couldn't pass up an opportunity to harass family.

Then what makes you think you can speak as if you're on level ground with us?