well. that did not turn out as expected.

my life now includes a bedazzler.

so say i had a twin. and she had a boyfriend. and the boyfriend has a twin. and she wants me to fall in love with her boyfriend's twin.
yeah. only in my life.

hahaha i love southern names :)

DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!

PARIS IS COMING!!!!!!

Have you ever made love to a thug in the club with his sights on
87 jeans and a fresh pair of Nikes on...

This is my SONG.

[He] didn't keep me warm in the winter
Guess I mistook him for gin.

Drink it down, drink it in, drink it up
I swear you'll never feel a thing.

i live at the damn pool.
this is ridiculous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ooa8nHKPZ5k

HOLLA!