caffeineguy
May 01, 2011 03:09
- 13:31:44: Moments like this - when I'm starving & there are no King Tacos within a 5-mile or 10-minute drive - really make me hate time & space.
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caffeineguy
Apr 30, 2011 03:07
- 13:31:09: This week's shoot @ the old 'Big Brother' house wreaked havoc on me with a weird virus/allergy combo. What reality TV evil did we unleash?
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caffeineguy
Apr 28, 2011 03:08
- 13:14:47: RT @whitehouse: Obama's long form birth certificate released so that America can move on to real issues that matter to our future http:/ ...
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caffeineguy
Apr 26, 2011 03:08
- 11:17:31: Everyday I look at the beach and see all these people surfing & playing volleyball. Lottery? Inheritance? Genital-scalding-coffee lawsuit?
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caffeineguy
Apr 25, 2011 03:08
- 18:29:15: For 1st time in my life, freezer broke. Now adding refrigeration to necessities I take for granted like air, broadband, non-rancid tequila.
- 20:59:59: @ toinky Is "Before Sunset" a vampire movie?
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caffeineguy
Apr 24, 2011 03:08
- 17:19:34: Finally watched Before Sunrise late last nite (before sunrise). To my friends who raved about this movie for so long: WTF is wrong with you?
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caffeineguy
Apr 23, 2011 03:07
- 14:52:43: @ Clammy42 I think we've already established that you are not of this world. And not just b/c of the incorrect way you consume corn dogs.
- 14:56:53: @ jpark1203 If her poo is made of Lucky Charms, then I applaud the fairy princess's excellent taste in breakfast cereal.
- 15:48:07: Videos like this make me want to have children: so I can dress
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caffeineguy
Apr 21, 2011 03:08
- 13:29:47: Just witnessed a woman eating a corn dog without mustard. NONE. If this doesn't prove that aliens walk among us I don't know what does.
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caffeineguy
Apr 19, 2011 03:08
- 14:16:59: Trying to combat Monday morning with a double-espresso-shot coffee was like fighting a forest fire by peeing on it. Time for a triple shot.
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