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From Twitter 04-14-2011
- 15:28:45: Still amazes me that most women don't poop at least once a day. They approach digestion the same way they approach getting ready to go out.
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- 15:28:45: Still amazes me that most women don't poop at least once a day. They approach digestion the same way they approach getting ready to go out.
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From Twitter 04-13-2011
- 19:56:18: The first 5 miles, where I'm racing the sunset down PCH, car filled with the smell of ocean & bonfires - that makes the commute less shitty.
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- 19:56:18: The first 5 miles, where I'm racing the sunset down PCH, car filled with the smell of ocean & bonfires - that makes the commute less shitty.
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From Twitter 04-12-2011
- 14:24:36: Banksy said what he hated most about advertising was that it attracted all the bright, creative & ambitious people. Is he a comedian too?
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- 14:24:36: Banksy said what he hated most about advertising was that it attracted all the bright, creative & ambitious people. Is he a comedian too?
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From Twitter 04-09-2011
- 13:53:25: Tried to picture something disturbing to help with writing so checked out this blog. Good God. http://ChickswithSteveBuscemEyes.tumblr.com/
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- 13:53:25: Tried to picture something disturbing to help with writing so checked out this blog. Good God. http://ChickswithSteveBuscemEyes.tumblr.com/
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From Twitter 04-08-2011
- 12:25:14: For my hot single friends here's a new site where people pay money to date you. Hooray for legal prostitution http://www.whatsyourprice.com/
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- 12:25:14: For my hot single friends here's a new site where people pay money to date you. Hooray for legal prostitution http://www.whatsyourprice.com/
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From Twitter 04-07-2011
- 19:34:12: Wish my oven had a programmable timer so I could wake up to the smell of bacon-wrapped hot dogs. Most effective way to get me out of bed.
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- 19:34:12: Wish my oven had a programmable timer so I could wake up to the smell of bacon-wrapped hot dogs. Most effective way to get me out of bed.
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From Twitter 04-01-2011
- 14:08:28: Paul & I were told to keep this writing project secret for the past month but it just came out in a BIG way on Twitter http://bit.ly/haCYxy
- 18:30:43: @ all2swift My sincerest apologies to your nostrils.
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- 14:08:28: Paul & I were told to keep this writing project secret for the past month but it just came out in a BIG way on Twitter http://bit.ly/haCYxy
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From Twitter 03-31-2011
- 11:28:10: RT @eliroth: @ DrBobParsons What the fuck is wrong with you? It's sick fucks like you that make me think Hostel could really happen. #NoF ...
- 16:32:19: Walked outside to join the scantily clad people on the beach but felt out of place thanks to office attire. Might as well have worn a burka.
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- 11:28:10: RT @eliroth: @ DrBobParsons What the fuck is wrong with you? It's sick fucks like you that make me think Hostel could really happen. #NoF ...
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From Twitter 03-30-2011
- 11:06:18: RT @DamonLindelof: Damaged people crash on damaged island. People fix each other, then island. All consumed in bright light. Yay! (or ...
- 17:45:23: It's not even April yet, but this wins Drunk Dial of the Year - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yMiOTxidFs
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- 11:06:18: RT @DamonLindelof: Damaged people crash on damaged island. People fix each other, then island. All consumed in bright light. Yay! (or ...
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From Twitter 03-29-2011
- 18:11:53: @ missbonnified Sad that the family split. But I can't stay away from the garlic sauce. It emits a heavenly glow when I open the container.
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- 18:11:53: @ missbonnified Sad that the family split. But I can't stay away from the garlic sauce. It emits a heavenly glow when I open the container.