You are a master of manipulative speech. I'm not willing to buy it.
You are a master of manipulative speech. I'm not willing to buy it.
You are a master of manipulative speech. I'm not willing to buy it.

NO REALLY.

Part of the problem may be that I mistakenly expect the best out of people. Except, perhaps, me. Something to think further about.

So I have learned that, if you quit coffee, you don't get to drink it anymore. At least not like before. I AM TWEAKING SO HARD RIGHT NOW from half a cup. And I think it turns me angry, too ( Read more... )

I would like to be friends exclusively with people who know the difference between the words "your" and "you're." Preferably, they might also know the difference between "there," "their," and "they're," and a real perk might be the ability to correctly pluralize.

IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK???

OK, so just a brief thing. I have a suspicion that, much like fancy colored feathers on birds (or whatever), humans have a natural, instinctual attraction to big hair. I have no scientific evidence of this, but it seems to be repeatedly verified that big hair = menfolk (and ladyfolk) paying attention. Can anyone else verify this ( Read more... )

Dudes, I haven't updated in two months. I stepped down from my big fancy job. Took an almost $5 grand annual pay cut and I rejoice daily. I am getting to play African music all the time. With awesome people. And awesome ideas. My parents broke up after being married for like 30 years, and I'm not going to Thanksgiving or probably Christmas ( Read more... )

P.S. I am going to invent a solar-powered tanning bed. And then I will open a whole solar-powered tanning salon. It will be awesome. I'll get a lot in a strip mall next to Whole Foods and I'll advertise using the word "green" a lot and all the yuppies will come get solar tans. Hahahaha.

Upon some consideration today, I realized that I'm still kind of pissed about the whole shady professor thing. On top of all the wasted time and effort, the thing that I am hating the most is that I now have a sour association with that kind of music and dance. At this mbira party today, they were drumming and started doing one of the Ghanaian ( Read more... )

I am a complete Sleepy McLazy and I love it ( Read more... )

I just cannot deal properly with down-time. If there is not some big, imperative task at hand, I do NOTHING. I sleep. All day. Certainly, there is plenty to do. Little tasks: running to the bank, washing dishes, cleaning the cat box. But these don't get me to function. I just sleep. Or think crazy thoughts ( Read more... )