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The defination of Irony is:
When you rag on people for panicking over the flu, and then you catch the flu.
So I've been laid up in bed all week, sick with the flu. Not the swine flu, no that would be silly, just the garden variety flu. The kind that kicks your ass and makes you feel awful for a week.
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When Swine Flu
Okay, follow post to an earlier post about this same topic, because I just can't help but being constantly disgusted by this story ( Read more... ) -
The Swine Flu Smokescreen
Seriously, this stuff doesn't even get me upset anymore ( Read more... ) -
The year of the healthy Jerry
Okay, so May 1st is the start date I gave for myself to begin my new exercise routine. I'm tired of being overweight. I've set a very modest and reasonable target weight of 200lbs. Everyone wish me luck, i'm sure i'll need it. -
USSA
I want to begin this political rant with a reminder than I am not a Republican, I consider myself an Independant.
So, Arlen Spector crossed party lines and became a Democrat yesterday. That gives Democrats a supermajority in the senate and the house. Republicans cannot block any Democratic legislation, period, end of story. Welcome to the United ( Read more... ) -
The most time I have spent outdoors in years!
So we had a barbeque on Sunday ( Read more... ) -
I has new car
So, much to everyone's chagrin, I have a new car. Its a 2007 Ford Focus. Its shiney. It cost me way more than I actually have. This is where the Dave Ramseys of the world come down on me for financing a car. I should have just paid cash for a car instead of using my 3000 dollars as a down payment ( Read more... ) -
Best card game ever
Mao. Thanks for teaching us Rene.
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14th Amendment to the Constitution
So my mother, who is a great believer in Fox News and everything they say, tells me this morning that New Hampshire is going to secede from the Union. I tell her, mom, states can't secede from the union, its against the constitution. She of course, doesn't believe me, because like many people she has never ever read the constitution of the United ( Read more... ) -
The Ice Stone has melted!
I'm just doing my part in perpetuating this statement as the new 'it' saying on the interwebs. I have prophesized that it will soon be a big as, 'Needs more cowbell' or 'All ur base'.
In other news, I had breakfast with Mike and Cody this morning. This is the third time in 2 weeks that I've hung out with them. Yeah, I missed those guys. I should ( Read more... )