[gunshot heard in the hallway]

[cake_is_a_bang]

Somebody help, un!!! THE FUCKTARD SHOT ME IN THE FOOT.

AND HE REFUSES TO TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL!!!

Comments

Is pointedly ignoring this plea for help

[cup_of_smex]

[cake_is_a_bang]

PSYCHOPATH!!!

Still ignoring kthnx

[cup_of_smex]

[cake_is_a_bang]

I'M GOING TO SUE, UN!!!

[bloodwithcoffee]

Are you going to die from bloodloss?

[cake_is_a_bang]

I might, un! Not like YOU care!

[bloodwithcoffee]

I might have offered to
drag you by the hair
pull the bullet out with my fingers
stab you so you won't feel the pain
tell Zetsu he'll get another sandwich soon
...call Kakuzu
do something, but apparently, someone's a little cunt tonight. Too bad.

[cake_is_a_bang]

I WOULDN'T BE IN THIS SITUATION IF YOUR BOYFRIEND WASN'T CRAZY!

[double_nomsalot]

...Will you be keeping the foot?

Just curious.

[cake_is_a_bang]

NO, YOU CANNOT FEED MY FOOT TO YOUR PLANTS, UN!

[double_nomsalot]

Well, you probably won't lose it if you seek medical attention now. More's the pity.

[cake_is_a_bang]

You're not geting it! IT'S MINE.

[cakeandmoney]

The arm? That's kind of poor aiming on his part.

How much money do you have on you right now.

[cake_is_a_bang]

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!

[cakeandmoney]

It has to do with everything.

I have a bit of first aid profiency. If you have enough money, maybe I'll find myself in that part of town soon.

[cup_of_smex]

How generous of you.

[steeltrap_mind]

The knee was my initial guess. Based on the screams.

[cake_is_a_bang]

You're my boss. Help me, yeah. I'm an irreplaceable employee.

[steeltrap_mind]

...Asking for my help. Very well.

Keep in mind that it is at your invitation.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Wait- what's the supposed to mean?