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[cake_n_bunnies]

[A soldier's life doesn't exactly suit Hunny. The sand and the violence don't bother him. He's seen fighting before, and frankly, he could wipe out everyone here if he chose to. And, with his current level of angst, he just might decide to

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[idkmybfftony]

Is there a problem, soldier?

[cake_n_bunnies]

Yes, soldier.
[My God, Hunny is actually... mocking you.]
There IS a problem.
If I don't get any cake, there will be bigger problems.

[idkmybfftony]

[America is unamused.]

Cut it out or you'll be punished for your insolence.

[cake_n_bunnies]

[and Hunny is... not threatened.]
I'd like to see you try, cowboy .

[shoelessdeath]

Just try the black market, they have everything!

[cake_n_bunnies]

I guess you're right. I don't have much cash with me though...

[shoelessdeath]

Huh, sucks to be you then.

[exploring_game]

The beans aren't so bad.

[cake_n_bunnies]

Last time I went to the dining hall... there was an endless supply of cake.

[in a menacing, quiet tone:]
...where...is... the cake?

[grant_my_wish]

...

I don't like it either.

[cake_n_bunnies]

This is AWFUL.
Probably the worst event so far.
[That's right- the worst event is the one that screws with Hunny's cake supply. He has his priorities all sorted out, that's for sure.]

[grant_my_wish]

...It's not just the food either.

[cake_n_bunnies]

Yeah, but soldiering isn't new to me.
Alone, that wouldn't be a problem. But...
MY CAKE.