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I dont now y, butt it is verry noisy her now nd u peeple need to shut up or ill stab u! also y caNT I SMELL ANYTING??
GREAT NOW WAT IS RONG WITH TIS THING? TEH LETTERS R ALL BIG NOW! Y IS IT DOING THAT?! -
[Video]
[Belkar is in the kitchen collecting two sandwiches on a plate.]
For a place with unlimited food and weapons, it sure is boring. There isn't anyone worth fighting here.
Whatever, that idiot at home had better be taking good care of my cat or I will pull his intestines out and feed them to him. -
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Seeu! I have something I need to tell you.
I hate you. I hate you with the fury of a thousand maximized fireballs on a snowball with a -3 reflex save! I could stir your drink from across the room with my hateboner! There is no equal to the purity and intensity of my hate.
And if you so much as glare at another person I WILL EAT YOUR EYES!!
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[The video feed comes on, but it’s shaky. Oh no wait, that’s Belkar shaking the com unit ( Read more... ) -
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Name: Belkar Bitterleaf.
Fandom: Order of the Stick
Timeline: While in the arena
Age: About 31
Appearance: Belkar is roughly 2’8. He is mostly bald, but seems to have a frizz of reddish brown hair on his head, and a lot on his feet. His head seems to be about 50% of his body mass. He tends to wear almost all green.
Abilities: Belkar is from a ( Read more... ) -
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[Belkar is a little bloodied, standing on top of a literal pile of dead hobgoblins. He brandishes his knives, roaring triumphantly.]
I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!! -
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[The video bounces off the ground, coming to a stop somewhere in the hallway. A grey runs by, followed by an angry looking Belkar.]
Even if you dull my knifes, I can still cut your heart out! It's just going to hurt more when I catch you! -
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THE 12 GODS CRY OUT FOR DIVINE RETRIBUTION! THIS FOUL CRIME WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED. I, MIKO MIYAZAKI, WILL SMITE THE EVIL-DOERS BEFORE THEY GET FAR.
YOU OUT THERE, IF YOU HAVE JUSTICE AND DECENCY IN YOUR SOULS, YOU WILL NOT HIDE THE CRIMINALS FROM MY BLADE!
THEREFORE, IN THE NAME OF THE 12 GODS AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, I DEMAND THE NAME OF THE ( Read more... ) -
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[Recruit Belkar has had more than enough of this. He's managed to stow some supplies from the black market, and with a full canteen, and a few ranks in knowledge:survival; he is quite ready to blow this joint ( Read more... ) -
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(Belkar is grumpy. He's carrying a pack that weigh as much as he does. it's hot; and despite being at war, he has no one to kill. Not to mention, his short swords have become a saber that drags on the ground when he walks ( Read more... )