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[shoelessdeath]

[The video feed comes on, but it’s shaky. Oh no wait, that’s Belkar shaking the com unit

Comments

[cull_means_care]

[Hi Belkar! Have a close-up of an insanely cheerful sea-troll princess]

Hi there! You're in Wonderland, which is basically a huge mansion. The closets give us pretty much whatever we want, which apparently in your case is knives?

[shoelessdeath]

Oh Sweet!

Um, what kind of stupid 3.5 edition monster are you supposed to be?

[cull_means_care]

[Now she's confused. What better solution that to spread that confusion!]

Oh I'm not a monster! I'm a troll.

[shoelessdeath]

They really nerfed sea-trolls in this edition then.

[postalmonarch]

*And now have an insect lady looking at you warily!*

Why would you consider stabbing people fun?

[shoelessdeath]

Because I get experience, and they make funny noises?

[postalmonarch]

That's a horrible thing to say, and there are ways to practice with a weapon without hurting people.

[shoelessdeath]

I don't see how that would amuse me at all.