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[shoelessdeath]

[Belkar is in the kitchen collecting two sandwiches on a plate.]

For a place with unlimited food and weapons, it sure is boring. There isn't anyone worth fighting here.

Whatever, that idiot at home had better be taking good care of my cat or I will pull his intestines out and feed them to him.

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[viral_tyrant]

[Just minding his own business, he walks into the kitchen and makes his way to the fridge. Water? Why not.

However, he has yet to notice the halfling in the room with him.]

[shoelessdeath]

[And Belkar will toss a salt shaker at him with his handy +2 racial bonus to thrown weapons.]

Hey human, get me some pie from there!

[viral_tyrant]

[Donk! Good job at hitting the back of his head, Belkar.]

Belkar, is it? [His attention remains on the fridge. You called him a human and do not deserve his respect.] Still without manners, I see. And I am no human.

[shoelessdeath]

Like you can talk, you aren't bringing me pie. [And this is a travesty]

What are you supposed to be, a new evil outsider?