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[VOICEMAIL] (BACK DATED TO NEW YEARS) pattan January 4 2011, 00:58:01 UTC
[Shinpachi's clearly got his hand over the microphone so all you hear is muffled laughter with a backdrop of excited New Years Eve drinkers.]

Sssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhuttup!

Shuttup!

Okay.

Okay.

Okay shuttup Kamui-sannnnrrrk!!

Okay I'm calling him!

Shh

Shhhhhh

[Snickering.]

Gin-saaaaaan

GIN-SAAAAAAAAN

OI!! I KNOW YOU'RE THERE!! PICK UP!!

[There's a voice that is clearly Kamui's talking in the background.]

No. No ssshhhuttup I won't--I won't let you talk. No. No he'll be mad.

He doesn't like you.

...

PFFFFFT yeah he's prolly--...prolly drunk too. OI!! I'M NOT DRUNK!!

[The sound of something crashing. Possibly a stool toppling over with a very drunk megane still on it.]

Hrrrrkk...

Gin-saaaan...Happy New yeeeaaaaarrrr!!!

You're like

like

A big jerk but

but like

a good samurai.

[Silence for a moment.]

I said no! I don't wanna--

Okay Kamui-san wants to talk to you but that'll make you mad but he says 'hi' and--

[Puking noises.]

...

I got puke on my glasses...

[CLICK]

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( ACTION ) itsnotzura January 4 2011, 17:37:44 UTC
[comes into the Yorozuya not like a dramatic, inconsiderate asshole for once, but like someone who is actually rather tired and agitated]

[he does, however, bypass the other man like an inconsiderate asshole, and go straight to the kitchen cabinets]

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Re: ( ACTION ) cakefesta January 4 2011, 17:43:40 UTC
[he was sitting on the couch, flipping through that week's copy of Space Jump]

[he didn't say a word as Zura went right to his kitchen (for once), but sat back and let his eyes drift down to Space Jump again -- he wasn't going to get any reading done at this rate, but at least he could look busy]

[funny thing about Zura was that the moron probably liked bombs so much because he was one himself. he let everything build and build, unchecked, until he exploded. and since Gintoki was never good with crossing or uncrossing wires, he found it much easier to just let him explode and then go from there]

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Re: ( ACTION ) itsnotzura January 4 2011, 17:53:48 UTC
[the instant soba is pulled down immediately, Zura turning on the instant kettle]

[and Zura heats up in half the time the kettle does (which is incidentally, two minutes) ]

[hands ripping the wrapper off the cup of dry soba, he snaps to the kitchen at large]

What a waste of my time. I shouldn't even go tomorrow, if he won't have the decency to wake up and greet me properly. He's always been rude, and the coma hasn't improved much, aside from his poor volume control.

[but now it's too quiet without him, which just makes him even more - ]

[the kettle shrieks.]

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Re: ( ACTION ) cakefesta January 4 2011, 18:03:21 UTC
[he calls in from the living room]

Really? And here I thought you were gonna treat me to a lecture about Jump main characters and how they're all rude and loud.

[the kettle interrupts whatever he was going to say next, and reading by now is all but impossible, so he tosses the magazine to the side]

[only a moron like him could manage to boil over without the steam, too]

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//PHONECALL itsnotzura February 23 2011, 16:52:22 UTC
[RRRING...]

[RRRING...]

[RRRING...]

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Re: //PHONECALL cakefesta February 27 2011, 23:18:01 UTC
[what the fuck Zura it's too early]

[his head hurts]

[and it's too early]

[hangs up]

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Re: //PHONECALL itsnotzura February 27 2011, 23:19:32 UTC
[...]

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TEXT itsnotzura February 27 2011, 23:20:21 UTC
Wake up you lazy permheaded slob.

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1 missed call plznospoilers March 8 2011, 07:32:42 UTC
[ CLICK ]

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voicemail withoutnobody June 26 2011, 01:00:46 UTC
...Dumb message.

I've... got a favor to ask. Call me back.

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Re: voicemail cakefesta June 27 2011, 05:01:31 UTC
You're a dumb message.

[callin' you back]

[ring ring ring]

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Re: voicemail withoutnobody June 28 2011, 02:22:13 UTC
[a tense snap;]

Hello?

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Re: voicemail cakefesta June 29 2011, 05:16:16 UTC
Kiki. You called?

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