I'm sure this not a new observation, but human beings look really strange.  I mean, like really strange.  I was watching tv today and people were half naked and bumpin and grinding and doin' those things that the kids love and I couldn't help but just burst out laughing.  I mean, really!  Pink, hairless apes.  We're funny.

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Cat drags bird into house. Sister thinks bird is dead. "You got it handled?" I call from the living room. "Sure", she says ( Read more... )

Windfall taxes are as ineffective as stimulus checks. We saw 1.9% economic growth last quarter thanks to Bush's genius scheme. That, in the short term, is a good thing. But unless we get another one, and another one, and so on and so forth; we will end up in the same place, won't we? Oh cool, we're all going to get a thousand dollars from the ( Read more... )

Turns out that "Faces of Death" is about 40% fake. I was duped by the hype, by the morbid idea of watching two hours of actual death sequences. In retrospect, the blood does looks suspiciously like The Black Knight's blood. Foolish ( Read more... )

move a fuckin molehill with nothing but my ring finger ( Read more... )

Did you guys know that Pluto isn't even actually a planet? Hot damn, I feel lied to.

A common argument for the legalization of marijuana is the economic one. Weed would be taxable, and since everybody does it anyway, it would be a huge boost to our economy. If it were sold, say, like a pack of American Spirits would be. To me this means that weed should never, ever be legal. I mean, we're taking federal taxes on marijuana, ( Read more... )

Mitt Romney just lost any hope of ever getting my vote. If Hillary unhinged her jaw and ate Barack Obama I'd still vote for her. That man wants to drill this place so all my neighbors can keep driving their fuckin' trucks.


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Batman better be epic so that man can have some sort of legacy other than First Knight....