Seriously, I love this fic, but right now I want to kill it with fire ( Read more... )

What I expected to write about - people jumping out of planes. Yes, there is context, no I do not intend to elaborate at this time. Or possibly someone being annoyingly blasé about a global conspiracy (because he's good at not giving a shit and also surviving these sorts of things, okay? If the world really were ending he might be a little bit ( Read more... )

Yeah, I know, totally not my style, is it ( Read more... )

I have lost any ability to innuende. But not to construct verbs from nouns.

When the hell did that happen and can I get that back now?

Soon?

Like now?

How 'bout now?

New/Old Fandom: 15,000 (semi confirmed, plus another 5K or so of random/unassigned verbiage), me : 0 ( Read more... )

Tabs getting out of control. Again ( Read more... )

New/Old Fandom 8900; me 0.

Seriously, too many to remember. I had reasons for all of them, but yeah, collector brain is nuts. The computer may well hate me, but it usually expresses this by not playing videos properly, and/or failing Flash updates. I'm not a visual thinker so this bothers me not very much at all. Which probably does not help with the continuation of a ( Read more... )

Apparently December is 'prove you're still alive' month. Yay me for starting early ( Read more... )

I would note that right now I can count the people I would not torture/kill or generally not give a flying fuck about their death if it would make the appalling smell cease (smokers... all of you, regardless of what you smoke - just fuck off somewhere else before I rip your brain out through you nose okay?) and have most of my digits left over. I ( Read more... )