Olive Garden--when you work here, you're hella cute

May 18, 2004 02:19

So, I was at the Olive Garden tonight with my friend Ruby and there was this fucking hot guy serving there. As usual, he wasn't serving us but we still got to look at him a lot. It was fun. But here's the crux of the story. I was talking all throughout the meal about how Ruby should go and find out if this guy was gay for me. I mean, his voice ( Read more... )

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oysteryogurt May 18 2004, 03:02:46 UTC
That's a pretty amusing story ... although it sucks, too.

I work with quite a few hot (straight) guys at the olive garden, and have seen a great deal of hot guys apply for jobs there, too. It's kinda fun. :-P

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ericcraig80 May 18 2004, 06:32:51 UTC
dood u are soo right.. there is always atleast 1 attractive server guy every time i go to olive garden.. up there in the penensula too i see, huh. I am aware tho that they do have a certain screening process that is discriminatory in the unlawful sense.. but uh. well.. since i have never worked or applied there, its not one of my concerns..

okay that just sounded totally narrow minded and ignorant (socks himself)

but yea, there is usually something nice to look at when i go to Olive Garden.. not neccessarily my type of men.. but who knows, maybe its the uniforms that throw me off..

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calichillout May 22 2004, 23:20:02 UTC
Yeah man, what's up with this OG thing?! I think it's everywhere! Discriminatory processes? Wow, that sucks. I'll have to find out about this. Not narrow minded or ignorant dude, just inquisitive and justice-seeking:-) Yeah, there always is something nice to look at at the OG! Hmmm...uniforms throw you off? I don't know man, I for some reason am really attracted to guys in uniforms. I always seem to find "the help" the hottest people in the restaurants, bars, clubs...it's ridic!

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OG conspiracy unknowndepth May 18 2004, 07:59:24 UTC
hehe, it think the olive garden is working against you there ryan. i think they purposely hire good looking guys to work there, so that you'll come back. does that mean you're a good tipper? hmm, i want to be your server. you can hit on me anytime. hehe. i really am bad with flirting with guys in public, probably because its still very new to me ( ... )

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Re: OG conspiracy calichillout May 22 2004, 23:17:03 UTC
I definitely think the OG is having a conspiracy against me! Damn them! Damn them to hell! hehehe. I'm a pretty good tipper...always 20%. There's only been one time in my life where I gave a guy an extra tip because he was hot. That was in New Orleans when I was at Mardi Gras. There was this hot southern boy who was waiting on us...I'm not sure if he was gay or not but he kept smiling at me and bringing me drinks...it's was great. So I tipped him like 10 bucks! hehehe. I will definitely hit on you if you're my waiter...but you'd better hit on me first;-) I was asking my friends this weekend how to hit on guys...and they didn't really know. One said to just go up to them and say "So, I've been trying to figure out how to say something cool to you, but I can't think of a way so I'll just say, hey" What do you think of that ( ... )

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Re: OG conspiracy unknowndepth May 24 2004, 06:51:56 UTC
hehe. i would like to be your waiter. not only for the tip but, i'd let you put the tip in my pocket discretely. maybe some pocket pool. hehe. yeah that pick up line wasn't so great. i had to read it twice in order to get it. maybe its the blonde thing ( ... )

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drthe19 May 18 2004, 08:24:45 UTC
OG isn't known for gay waiters anywhere. Go to more expensive restaraunts :)

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calichillout May 22 2004, 23:22:23 UTC
Hmmm....guess I should go to the expensive ones! Damn it for not having any money though!

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calichillout May 22 2004, 23:35:44 UTC
hehehe, definitely check out the waiters dude! I'm sure you'll be impressed:-)

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