As many of us know, the somewhat uneloquent American right wing often refer to the islamic world (this, of course, means the entire islamic world - remember, one of the world's three biggest religions is, in its entirety, a fundamentalist sect) as 'camel-f*ckers', obviously intended as a derogatory term to imply that muslims are morally inferior ( Read more... )

Lo, the power of Mentok the Mindtaker! eeeeeeouuuoooooooeeeeEEEEEEEUUUOOOOOOOO...

Let's see what other embarassing designs the NHL has provided us with, shall we?


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Saw it earlier today. Cancel the oscars, we have our best film.

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sorry about the complete lack of entries from the last few weeks. The truth is, very little has happened until I quit the safeway stint back on Saturday. Some bullet points over what has happened since then ( Read more... )

I feel I don't neve need to comment on this one...

*while sweeping*
girl: We were all in art yesterday
dad: Really? Who's Art?

Two odd shoppers from the other day ( Read more... )

After a few days of my mind-blowingly crap summer job at Safeway, I've noticed something. People are douchebags. Part of my tasks as a 'courtesy cleark' (ie - bagboy with other, equally crummy small jobs tacked on. Yay!) involves sweeps. You know that huge-ass push broom that's like four feet wide they use in grocery stores? On designated hours I ( Read more... )

I was flicking through the channels this morning before going to work and wound up finding George W. Bush on a talk show, doing an impersonation of Bill Clinton. And it was good.

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