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Only Stephen King Fans Will Really Care
So I got bored, and I can't remember the exact situation. I think I was watching a quiz show and one of the questions mentioned Wordsworth's 'I wandered lonely as a cloud' poem, so I started reimaginging 'cloud' as 'clown' and then with the word 'float' in the second line I was gone. I created this pointless little piece.
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This Is Not About Poetry
Do you remember when I said I wouldn't talk about poetry at all for two and a half weeks? Yes, it turns out I actually have nothing else to talk about except poetry and depression, and I imagine you would rather hear about poetry. So here's the aforementioned audiorecording that I managed to record while drugged up to the eyeballs on 15mgs of ( Read more... ) -
#yesallwomen video
I'm being annoying and posting videos these days, mainly because I have a few that are half-decent and worth posting. Or, I assume they are? I just watched the start and end of this so David [who edited it] could have edited in a massive fart sound in the middle, and I wouldn't know. I'll share it anyway. You can share if you like, if you think ( Read more... ) -
'By the way, you ain't funny'
I just want to state that I'm not frightened or upset. I guess I'm quite indignant. I wanted to reply, and realised that's what people like this want ( Read more... ) -
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I just deleted my Facebook account, as I just couldn't take it anymore. I'm sure this will come as no surprise to any of you ( Read more... ) -
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Apparently three weeks of getting Lemsipped up, going to work, going to gigs and generally not looking after myself when I was sick has resulted in me getting really sick. I keep falling asleep without warning.
I'm away to watch Scrooged, I actually can't sit up at the computer any longer than this. -
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I have absolutely no time to do anything. I don't know whether to be relieved or stressed. Time will tell.
And I have funny stories! And no time to tell them!
Woes. -
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I have to wake up at 6:30 tomorrow morning to make it into work in time.
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Public Post
I am well.
My fringe needs cut.
