Life, the infinite frontier.

Apr 21, 2006 11:01

So I've decided that life is extraordinarily odd as of lately. I woke up this morning thinking that everything that has happened is a dream and then realized that I just didn't get enough sleep. Sometimes when the two lapse together, they combine into a giant mass of uncomprehensible images that may or may not be real. It's abstract and insane but ( Read more... )

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etrnaloptimist4 April 21 2006, 18:36:48 UTC
I love surprises also tasha. you will find a job, it will all work out financially somehow in the end... otherwise you could sell your thoughts about the world like an oracle on the street- people would pay money to know what goes on in your head, or at least your friends would.
god tasha, the only jokes i know really well are helen keller jokes, i never forget those. ok here goes: why did helen keller's dog commit suicide? wouldn't you if your name was muuuuuuuuuh? yea that's awful, i know. it's all i got, my mind is mush.

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beyourself2day April 21 2006, 18:48:08 UTC
Is it bad that the first person I thought of was Oedipus when you talked about Tasha being an oracle. So, yea, don't kill your dad and have children with your mother...

Anyway. A joke. I don't have jokes. Except when I was in lit. studies class today and I took on the persona of a mid-late fifty year old black woman. So, I will give you this instead. It's sexual, of course, but it seems to remain true..."That's just nature, wanting somebody to be rubbing up 'gainst ya and thing... That age you wanting to be held and have your toes curl up and...whew! yes ma'am!"

That quote it more for your "Je n'aime pas des hommes. Ils sont tres compliques"

Oh and "Your mom is so gross that when you said you wanted some seafood, she opened her legs and told you to start fishing for crabs"

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faux_____pas April 21 2006, 18:48:45 UTC
hmm. take the comment above and square it. or maybe just multiply it by two? either way, it sums up what i have to say rather well.
and helen keller jokes [especially that one^] make me laught... =x

how about WHY DOESN'T TIGGER HAVE ANY FRIENDS? because he plays with pooh!! HA.

or, WHY DOES SNOOP DOGG CARRY AN UMBRELLA? fo drizzle!!

thanks, i'm here all night.

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brooklynpirates April 21 2006, 19:47:06 UTC
well, i don't know if this is very funny but it's a joke ( ... )

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blistering_pree April 22 2006, 06:24:46 UTC
I suck at jokes. Telling them and recieving them.
"OH! NOW I GET IT!" -Me.
I cry at night.

We should do something horrendously random, and surely very fucking retareded when you get back. At night of course.
I am so politically correct.
So we shall think. And we shall do.

I miss you Natashia Swalve.
You rock. In every way possible.

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