Setting: work, behind the counter with my ex about ten feet away ( Read more... )

When I was about five I decided I wanted to go to Japan (I think Big Bird in Japan settled it for me, although my family has had connections to Japan independent of that ( Read more... )

Not really. But almost ( Read more... )

I have a job interview for an editing job! Actually, I might have two. (My resume apparently didn't attach properly when I sent it to one place, and the guy wrote back, saying he "read my email with interest" but didn't get the resume. So, instead of assuming I don't pay attention to detail and rejecting me, he asked to see it ( Read more... )

So, if anyone hears anyone say anything about that women's choir that wears black pants, red shirts, and sucks, please reply with something like, "Oh, well, I guess anyone can have an off day. I heard they're really good."

Thank you for your support.

As told to my friend via AIM ( Read more... )

I haven't updated lately. Why? Because all I do is waitress! And watch the Nanny! And sleep after reading childrens' fantasy books!
And I haven't had a deep thought in like, 2 days, and before that I'm sure it was 3. Boo. Start school, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

Why did a boy just IM me and then like, not talk about anything?

He must have been intimidated by my awesomeness.

This what I speak:

Your Linguistic Profile:

50% General American English
35% Yankee
15% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

But this is my native tongue:

Your Linguistic Profile:

50% General American English
25% Dixie
20% Yankee
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern

What Kind of American ( Read more... )

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