sticks and stones (the but words are just reactions remix)

[thedavidremix]

Title: sticks and stones (the but words are just reactions remix)
Author: epicflailer
Rating: r
Warnings: swearing. (allusions to) sex. (badly minimally un-researched) subject matter. second person pov.
Word Count: 1223
Summary: he comes to you first.
Original story: archie inadvertently insults cook by odi-et-amo53
Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. any similarity

Comments

[penrith1]

Sorry I've read this twice and I'm still confused. Is the David/arch two sides of the same person? I'm not sure who is speaking at any given time.

[epicflailer]

david is actually archie's clone, meant as a quick-fix to his inability to deal with the media. i hope that clears things up a little bit. i thought i'd made it clear enough, but apparently not!

[jehane_writes]

OMG, this is just brilliant. The spin you put on the original, your explanation of that insensitive expostulation - Arch has a clone! Named David! That swears and screws up and appears to /screw/, as well! - was just so clever. Who knew, indeed.

And this is really well-written, too; in your trademark style :)

[epicflailer]

hee, brownie points to you for guessing almost all the authors, bb! ♥

i'm glad you enjoyed it!

[jehane_writes]

*FISTPUMP* I GOT EVERYONE, LOL (okay, I couldn't decide between Liz and Bobbie, so I did a leetle hedge. /competitive)

And, I absolutely adored. I think your style just gets better, and subtler, and more definitive :)

[celli]

"Dang it," he says, and you clench your jaw. "Sorry, I don't -- oh my gosh, this is awkward."

I never thought "oh my gosh" would make me flinch. That is AWESOME.

(now I want a remix of the remix, with Cook's clone!)

[epicflailer]

thank you so much! i'm thrilled you enjoyed it.

(that remix would be a fun one to read, ngl.)

[deepshame]

OMIGOSH wow. Also, I was reading this and remembered clone!fic and AHAHAHA I THINK I KNOW WHO YOU ARE MAYBE. Of course if I am wrong that is cool because I am starting to thing everyone in the universe ought to be writing clonefic because this ROCKED. And also punched me in the stomach. But awesomely!

[epicflailer]

bahahaha YOU FIGURED ME OUT, BB. ;D this just seemed like the perfect playground for clone!fic, so. VOILA. i'm stoked you enjoyed!

[rajkumari905]

Oh my gosh, this is CRAZY AND AWESOME AND MY MIND IS BLOWN WITH THIS IN THE BEST OF WAYS.

[epicflailer]

TY PRIIIIIIIIIIII~