WoAh. ThAt'S pReTtY sIcK, mAn. CoMiNg OuT aNd AsKiNg FoR sOmEtHiNg LiKe ThAt In PuBlIc. I dOn'T mEaN tO bE cOmInG dOwN oN yOu AnD bEiNg AlL jUdGeMeNtAl AnD sHiT bUt YoU'vE gOt SoMe PrObLeMs.
NaW mAn I tOtAlLy GeT yOuR gAmE. yOu MeT a NiCe HuMaN wAnNa MaTe WiTh HeR oR hIm. I'm SuRe ThEy'Re AbSoLuTeLy WoNdErFuL oR dEsPiCaBlE. eItHeR wAy It'S jUsT kInDa NoT cOoL tO jUsT uP aNd AsK fOr A uHh... YoU kNoW. lIkE tHaT sOrT oF sHiT.
Well, I've met a few nice people so far, but I don't think I want to mate with any of them...
That's rather forward, isn't it? I simply need a pail. Even a plastic one would do. I'm going to go to the barn and milk a cow, and I'll need something to carry the milk in. After all, what good is coffee without milk?
Another person with colored text...I didn't realize that was possible on these phones.
I'm in urgent need of one. I plan to go to the barnyard shortly and fill it with milk, so I can drink it with my coffee. You don't have any with you, do you?
disgustin dont you people evven think before spewwin your vvulgarity around!? un fuckin believvable wwheres your shady vvan and its candy thatll be the next thing youll be postin about dumpass
Ah, forgive me, I was a bit forward just then. What you just posted is rather embarrassing to a group of the population here, so please be careful next time.
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ThAt'S pReTtY sIcK, mAn.
CoMiNg OuT aNd AsKiNg FoR sOmEtHiNg LiKe ThAt In PuBlIc.
I dOn'T mEaN tO bE cOmInG dOwN oN yOu AnD bEiNg AlL jUdGeMeNtAl AnD sHiT
bUt YoU'vE gOt SoMe PrObLeMs.
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yOu MeT a NiCe HuMaN
wAnNa MaTe WiTh HeR oR hIm.
I'm SuRe ThEy'Re AbSoLuTeLy WoNdErFuL
oR dEsPiCaBlE.
eItHeR wAy It'S jUsT kInDa NoT cOoL tO jUsT uP aNd AsK fOr A uHh...
YoU kNoW.
lIkE
tHaT sOrT oF sHiT.
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That's rather forward, isn't it? I simply need a pail. Even a plastic one would do. I'm going to go to the barn and milk a cow, and I'll need something to carry the milk in. After all, what good is coffee without milk?
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Why in the hell would you want one of those in a place like this?!
And why would you ask for it over the air?!
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I'm in urgent need of one. I plan to go to the barnyard shortly and fill it with milk, so I can drink it with my coffee. You don't have any with you, do you?
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Do you have something against coffee?
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dont you people evven think before spewwin your vvulgarity around!?
un fuckin believvable
wwheres your shady vvan and its candy
thatll be the next thing youll be postin about dumpass
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Fasctinating, isn't it, Zach?
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wwere you expectin someone to jump right on it
look im not THAT desperate
cheese and fuckin crackers you son of a manatee
sure you and zach get right onto it
no need to publicly announce your lewwedity
fuckos
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Is that code for something sexual?
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[He doesn't get it at all, but knowing that the trolls are embarrassed about buckets...
This is secondhand embarrassment of some kind...]
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So you must be the ringleader, then?
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Ah, forgive me, I was a bit forward just then. What you just posted is rather embarrassing to a group of the population here, so please be careful next time.
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And it's perfectly okay. But, I'm afraid I need to milk a cow and use the bucket. With the milk, I can finally drink my coffee just the way I like it.
I apologize. By the way...
FBI Special Agent Francis York Morgan. Please, just call me York. It's what everyone calls me.
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No! I don't know what you're planning, but stop encouraging them!
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FBI Special Agent Francis York Morgan. Please, just call me York. That's what everyone calls me.
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Stop hitting on the trolls, they're just kids and their minds are kind of warped enough already.
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