Invasion of the Body Snatchers, 1956

Jun 04, 2011 18:04

I need to borrow a bucket from someone.  It is of the utmost importance.

Thank you,
FBI Special Agent Francis York Morgan.

the worst intro post, the best into post

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thegreathonk June 4 2011, 23:11:12 UTC
WoAh.
ThAt'S pReTtY sIcK, mAn.
CoMiNg OuT aNd AsKiNg FoR sOmEtHiNg LiKe ThAt In PuBlIc.
I dOn'T mEaN tO bE cOmInG dOwN oN yOu AnD bEiNg AlL jUdGeMeNtAl AnD sHiT
bUt YoU'vE gOt SoMe PrObLeMs.

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callhimyork June 4 2011, 23:14:21 UTC
I'm not sure I follow.

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thegreathonk June 4 2011, 23:18:02 UTC
NaW mAn I tOtAlLy GeT yOuR gAmE.
yOu MeT a NiCe HuMaN
wAnNa MaTe WiTh HeR oR hIm.
I'm SuRe ThEy'Re AbSoLuTeLy WoNdErFuL
oR dEsPiCaBlE.
eItHeR wAy It'S jUsT kInDa NoT cOoL tO jUsT uP aNd AsK fOr A uHh...
YoU kNoW.
lIkE
tHaT sOrT oF sHiT.

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callhimyork June 4 2011, 23:47:59 UTC
Well, I've met a few nice people so far, but I don't think I want to mate with any of them...

That's rather forward, isn't it? I simply need a pail. Even a plastic one would do. I'm going to go to the barn and milk a cow, and I'll need something to carry the milk in. After all, what good is coffee without milk?

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manipul8mind June 4 2011, 23:40:15 UTC
Ewww!
Why in the hell would you want one of those in a place like this?!
And why would you ask for it over the air?!

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callhimyork June 4 2011, 23:49:47 UTC
Another person with colored text...I didn't realize that was possible on these phones.

I'm in urgent need of one. I plan to go to the barnyard shortly and fill it with milk, so I can drink it with my coffee. You don't have any with you, do you?

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manipul8mind June 4 2011, 23:56:01 UTC
I don't keep that kind of dirty shit around, sorry I can't help you with your gross fantasies.

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callhimyork June 4 2011, 23:57:57 UTC
Gross fantasy...?

Do you have something against coffee?

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lonelyglub June 5 2011, 00:12:20 UTC
disgustin
dont you people evven think before spewwin your vvulgarity around!?
un fuckin believvable
wwheres your shady vvan and its candy
thatll be the next thing youll be postin about dumpass

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callhimyork June 5 2011, 00:14:35 UTC
A third person who uses colors to type and has something against buckets...

Fasctinating, isn't it, Zach?

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lonelyglub June 5 2011, 00:16:32 UTC
oh wwhat
wwere you expectin someone to jump right on it
look im not THAT desperate
cheese and fuckin crackers you son of a manatee

sure you and zach get right onto it
no need to publicly announce your lewwedity
fuckos

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callhimyork June 5 2011, 00:25:58 UTC
I'm sorry. I'm not sure I understand exactly what you and your leader have against buckets.

Is that code for something sexual?

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asideglance June 5 2011, 00:15:18 UTC
Please do not post such things to the network!!

[He doesn't get it at all, but knowing that the trolls are embarrassed about buckets...

This is secondhand embarrassment of some kind...]

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callhimyork June 5 2011, 00:15:52 UTC
Number four...no colors.

So you must be the ringleader, then?

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asideglance June 5 2011, 00:18:03 UTC
...Ringleader?

Ah, forgive me, I was a bit forward just then. What you just posted is rather embarrassing to a group of the population here, so please be careful next time.

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callhimyork June 5 2011, 00:29:18 UTC
Yes. The leader. The one without a color.

And it's perfectly okay. But, I'm afraid I need to milk a cow and use the bucket. With the milk, I can finally drink my coffee just the way I like it.

I apologize. By the way...

FBI Special Agent Francis York Morgan. Please, just call me York. It's what everyone calls me.

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fierybluebird June 5 2011, 00:24:36 UTC
[...]

No! I don't know what you're planning, but stop encouraging them!

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[Video; close up of a FBI Badge] callhimyork June 5 2011, 00:36:30 UTC
Or...is he the leader? The plot thickens, Zach...

FBI Special Agent Francis York Morgan. Please, just call me York. That's what everyone calls me.

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[Video; which means so little to the pirate from another world, but he'll assume it's like a Marine] fierybluebird June 5 2011, 00:38:34 UTC
Marco. [Arches an eyebrow.]

Stop hitting on the trolls, they're just kids and their minds are kind of warped enough already.

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callhimyork June 5 2011, 00:41:04 UTC
Hitting on them? Why does everyone assume I need a bucket for some sexual end?

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