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Soooo I cannot seem to get enough sleep lately. Yesterday I slept 14 hours, today about 10 or so... I feel like a tremendously lazy freak. I was doing so well with housework and running errands and what not but now? Fuck. All I wanna do is sleep. I'm nuts ( Read more... )

Somebody find me a fucking damn apartment.

Mom kicked me out because I pointed out that she's an alcoholic.

I'm gonna leave and let her stew in her own shit because I'm such a selfish bitch and I never did anything for her or anyone else in my family because that's what mom says and she's the motherfucking gospel!

I'm done with her and her

I almost always have the right words. For everything. I've got an opinion on almost everything (I have a lot of apathy for some issues), I have something to say on most every subject but when it comes to writing vows? Fuck ( Read more... )

I don't care if offends people in the "sextips" community ( Read more... )

Holy fuck, my mom is retarded.

Me: If you let me borrow $20 I can pay you back tomorrow.
Mom: But I have to pay the rent this week!
Me: Yeah, I know, I go to the bank every Saturday, so I can withdraw money to pay you back tomorrow.
Mom: You just don't understand money!
Me: What? Did you hear me using the word borrow? You're not even paying the ( Read more... )

I've never trusted anyone so completely in my entire life.
It feels so amazing.

Also, I think I wanna work on making an advice column.

Basically, I dreamt last night that I had to find these three little girls that went missing. I kept showing up where people said they were and they'd be gone. I finally found them, their kidnapper left them in some water ride at a theme park. But only two of them knew how to swim, the third little girl drowned. It was very sad ( Read more... )

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