hey! i'm all done with my business classes. never again... =oD

anyone got any ideas as to what i should major in? any classes you would recommend?

why do all of the boys i find attractive and mentally stimulating have to be fucking old? fuuuuck. all over 25. sooo annoying. once they find i'm 20 it's like ooh. yeah. suck a nut man ( Read more... )

okay kiddos. my parental unit is going out of town for a week beginning may 13th ( Read more... )

so for all of you who don't know....

as of saturday i'm "dating" dan.

hmmm...not caring seems to work.

i like it!!!

i have to admit, frat parties aren't a total waste of time. why ( Read more... )

wow boys need to be branded on their foreheads if they have a woman. when i become president, i will put this rule into effect. there will be no worries of infedelity. no girls (with a conscience) thinking they have a chance with a *single* guy ( Read more... )

"ashley, can i ask you a question"

"sure"

"do you like jarvis?"

oooh they woulda been sooo proud. silly silly.

know what's hot? guys that work at home depot. muahh.

oooh wow college *cough...moco* is awesome. so many more choices of boys! oooh man. gotta love it!!!

alright ya'll...who's all gonna be all up in the woods next week??

i'm coming to austin tomorrow night. i'll get there around 10 i do believe. give me a call if ya wanna hang out. deal? deal.