when you think you are enlightened, its really grand ( Read more... )

"

i hate when i realize things like two thousand million weeks later

like you were really fucking vain.
blehhhhh

oh by the way.
if you're going to lie.. do it well. because right now your just insulting my intelligence.

and i never thought i'd say that.

"
, said the egotistical unintelligent earthling.

Called in early to work. Worked for three hours. Got sick in the bathroom stall at Toys R Us. Went home early. Slept. Woke up. Managed to eat. Slept. Woke up again. Managed to eat. Slept.

Today has been particularly lonely.

I wish it were tomorrow.

i am

understanding

i have

consideration

i will keep my opinions to

myself

and when i decide that you've ruined enough i will cut you out of my life and give you

reason for it

just as i have in the

past.

but wait a minute... haven't you

burned me once already?

haven't i

forgiven

and heard you out once before?

yes?
okay, just checking.

mom- "hi honey, how was work ( Read more... )

if i could, i would, but i can't, can't, can't, can't...

my grandmother died on fathers day.

that sounds really really terrible.

my grandmother died on her birthday on fathers day.

now that just sounds impossible. one of those things that you curse at your child for saying. then pray to god they don't go to hell for thinking such things.

my belo died on her birthday. on fathers day. without us by her

i'm so good at being depressed it scares me.

i have a new agenda:

no cursing
no illegal substances
no sleeping past noon
and no fast food

who wants to watch me fall flat on my ass?

why is it that when i look like a boy ( Read more... )