April is the cruelest month

Friend: "What's John Kerry doing on tv?"
Me: "He must have gotten out of his hole...next time we need a bigger hole."

Haven't updated in a while; and rather than give an actual entry (heh) I thought I'd take this time to say I've recently come to the conclusion that Bob Barker is not only immortal, but is also a arch demon of consumerism. This kinda just makes me like him more ( Read more... )

I think, with proper amounts of marijuana, I could watch this forever.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vFV0IDe9tyE

I give you, the FUN Song in German. Oh, the humanity.

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I know it's time to shave when a friend asks, "They let you wait tables like that?"

Today I discovered that the domain name www.pood.com is for sale for 2500 dollars. A part of me wants that.

I title this, Moonbrat ( Read more... )

People going by my house today must be so freaked out, I've been wailing and weeping and crying all day. I just can't imagine my life without Frieder ( Read more... )

Well, one thing you sure don't want to hear from your veteranarian is "internal bleeding". Looks like today is Frieder's last day on this earth, and tomorrow we're putting him to sleep. Its better that he doesn't suffer. I'm just glad he waited until I was back from college, and I'm so glad I got the chance to have such a wonderful dog. There's ( Read more... )