RIP Patricia Odell Mason. I shall never look at a sugar cookie or Peanuts cartoon the same without you.

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Today, I was subbing at a preschool when I saw two girls and two boys play a game called "dogs". This game was composed of the girls dragging the boys around the room using neckties as the boys walked on their hands and knees. And some people wonder if early childhood education really prepares kids for the real world...

"The future exists within my balls."

-Mike Solomon

Just had the idea for a female superhero who can fire sonic blasts from her vagina. Name: Boom Box.

HAHAHA I'm going to California in a week, in the last fortnight of my summer vacation I get to do the only interesting thing I'll have done all summer.

Huzzah.

RIP Ingmar Bergman

That is all.

Summer is getting tedious, and I'm quite bored indeed. Anybody want to visit me at my beach house in southern New Jersey? I'll make you cookies. Or make you into cookies. Or make cookies into you...in my country, cookie bakes you...braahhhh

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It always seems as if the more people I'm around the less connected I feel with others.