"Never pet cats that you don't know. No, never pet anything."

[callmeprufrock]

"Ronnie The Bear tells Harry that he could hardly stand watching him cow to such an asshole back there. Harry explains to the Bear that subtlety and patience are a great way to look pretty cool. The Bear has to agree, and they give each other Fonzie looks."

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[callmeprufrock]

"Now Dear Readers, if you've ever paid attention to me -- now is, also a good time."

[kingtycoon]

Harry's mind wanders and he imagines himself bashing in sasquatches with a telescope...

Or something. I love that shit.