Accurate? What do YOU think?

What the fuck? A shopping cart? A frying pan? I don't need to mind read to use that shit. It'd be a little more like this: "Ed, with the super-power of...HOMELESS!" I know homeless guys that have TWICE this amount of stuff. I do hate clowns though. So thumbs up.

Sarah rulz, nigs!

It still beats Vin Diesel. But prostitute, eh? Who saw it coming?

Eh. It beats Vin Diesel. Your turn.

I have the clap. Or something. Anyways, anyone that came to the door earlier, I'm sorry for not doing or saying more. The doctor gave me these painkillers that say take one a day, so i say to myself "They take one, I take three." Big mistake. When you came to the door, I was more messed up than I've ever been in my entire life. The walls were ( Read more... )

Alright kids, ive gotta get me hair cut today. There's no way around it, not even through violence. What i want to know now is how do you think i should get it cut and just how much should be taken off. Yeah. Damn.

I made it. I finally made it. I'm in the cult.

Well looky who has a live journal.