I BOUGHT AN OUIJA BOARD AND USED IT WITH MY MOM AND HOLY FUCK THE THING WAS MOVING ALL ON ITS OWN I SWEAR TO GOD. WE EACH HAD 1 FINGER LIGHTLY PLACED ON IT AND HOLY FUCK.

Apparently, we have 4-5 ghosts in my house.

All are good ghosts.

It's comforting...and they said I wouldn't be working at Kroger's within 6 months.

Asked for the 29th of Oct off because there's a scariest places on Earth marathon.

Steve Osbourne got fired yesterday, it was fucking hilarious.

I <3 Halloween.

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As of yesterday I am 19 years old. :P

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I have to go to work in about 12 minutes.

Son
of
a
monkey's
dirty
whore.

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