Officially the greatest thing...EVER ( Read more... )

For those of you who dont know, or even care, Ive been working for 3 weeks as of Monday 15. I get paid $14 an hour and have full health, dental, eye care and chiropractic insurance, the fucking works. I don't have to pay into social security because I was told that George Dubya fucked us youngins outta it. I gots me a 401k plan and already got like ( Read more... )

OhE.mGeE~ guys?!>^

BOIL YOUR WATER! THERE MAY BE TOAST IN IT!

dis haz bE.en a pUblick suuuuu...uuuuur vus anownsemint form yer Random Hero #7

.....dunt bre tirpin.....

Im so excited. Sometime this week i get to go get a physical. The turn your head and cough kind. ewwwwwww..... not so excited no more.

The Tick fucxking ROxxOrS!

In less than an hour i will have the new CKY album. So, stoked.

Adam = pancakes

Did you know that GreenDay's first name was ' Sweet Children' with a ( Read more... )

god damn mutha fuckin negro spic lovin shit ball of blazin hell piss ass cunt-hole....bitch.

I haven't sang since the band break-up really. I mean a little dawdlin' here and there but nothing serious. On the way out to Target today to pick up my mom I found that my vocal chords finally loosened up and I can finally scream again ( Read more... )

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( MY reason to spell Konfusion with a 'K' )

Our good leader George "Dubya" Bush has just passed another fun little law stating that anyone caught in any type of drug traffic-ing, you face a minimum of 10 years in prison. This lets our good world of rapists and murders off with a slight sentence and a slap on the wrist. But, get this, if you are over 21 and share drugs with someone under 18 ( Read more... )

Rilo Kiley = Not so bad

after seeing all the commercials and complaining, I hear them on yahoo! and the band sounds pretty.... a little too pretty... They must be terrorists! Oh boy... nothing is sacred anymore... not even music.

maybe its just me but the singer for Death Cab for Cutie sounds like the singer of the Postal Service.... maybe im