It seems like all I do is work and have sex.

I'm going to bed.

Things so far:

Meghan is still a mystery.

No, I didn't take ashlee's virginity, it's just good poontabi. ^_^

I am a certified stud though.

This is truth.

*ego trip*

I think I took Ashlee's virginity last saturday night. This could be good or it could be bad.

I'm not sure what to think, and I don't know if I did or didn't but if I didn't she has an extremely small vagina.

I wonder if I should ask her?

My penis smells like spit.

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My neck smells like spit.

I recommend you download
Gux - Mega Man 3 Wily Metal OC Remix
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If you're into that sort of thing.

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