4 days....

So Spring break vino y se fue ( Read more... )

" i've been thinking about going on the P, and hope it makes my boob bigger"-Anonymous. LOL

I got a new stapler.

I feel refresh, alive... happy.

1. wHile arriving to the Hartsfield Airport in ATL, I realized I am dying to travel. I just wish there was someone who's willing to join me. All I find is "no money" " I wish I could too" or "is better when we graduate"--all that does is bring me down ( Read more... )

So I'm in my cost accounting class and I have this craving for m & m's ... after class I proceed to the vending machines and turns out it doesnt accept the chip card. I had no change so with a little dissappointment I start to walk away ..and then... I pass a soda vending machine and i see a dollar! I look around to see if anyone was around and ( Read more... )

..... but I have to study. So remind me to do so later.

So as I was checking up on my clothes this guy tells me a joke

"Why do men wear kilts?"

Being confused I answered some stupid thing which I prefer not to share.

--Answer: Because sheep can (or can't) hear zippers

WTF?

Where Where Where are my where are my panties?
Oh my god where are my panties?
What? I don't..
He gon' think I'm a hoe
Fuck that I liked it
I was drunk and it was my birthday anyway