Well I've had yet another racist encounter in Lubbock. I hate cowboy hats. I had dinner with some friends and one of them puts his cowboy hat on the seat before I can sit next to him, no way he'll let a non-white sit next to him--he wont reduce himself to sit next to a foreigner but he'll wear a ridiculous hat, silly spurs, and a belt buckle the ( Read more... )

I've had to retreat to the oldies because of the sad state of today's music. But today I had to guess some of Sally's favorite songs and I rediscovered some of the greatest music ever. Oh listen to Stroke 9's little black blackpack and discover the goodness. Sally was my musical inspiration in the time of my darkness.

Spent a good part of the day high on nitrous oxide. Never done drugs, but I cant imagine a high much better than that, especially without the fuss of rebounding. All I remember was thinking about the loves of my life, listening to Cat Stevens, and lots of laughing. The dentist said it's like having a Margarita, but no Margarita has ever been so ( Read more... )

Yeah it's unfortunate that the pope died, but to be honest, I'm a lot more disappointed to hear about the passing of Mitch Hedberg, a brilliant comic. I almost went into tears. I'll never get a chance to see him at the laff stop. Bummer ( Read more... )

All Houston people. Next Saturday, dont make any plans. It's beer bike! Dont worry there's no beer, just plenty of water balloons. And you dont need to bring anything--the water and the balloons are provided.

Hooray!

I heard this great song by Herman's Hermits 'Henry the VIIIth I am' The best line is 'she wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam. NO SAM!' Music can be beautiful, we should listen to it's great advise.

I just had a realization that took many years. The longer my hair grows, the smaller my nose seems in relation. So I'm growing my hair. This will takes months, maybe years, but if this works I wont need plastic surgery.

I've seen Shrek 2 many times. And I'm convinced it's one of the most aggrevating movies ever made. Every line of dialogue is almost as trite as the horrible, soap opera plot. Every time I try to understand why I'm the only person that refuses to enjoy this pointless sequel ( Read more... )

Sorry for anyone who read this. This post was intended for some and not meant for others. I didnt realize how public this journal is, my apologies.

Sorry Sally, I've gone back to the dark side.
The Beatles are great, no doubt.
But Elvis is the king.