Found this doozy on the Slate.

"The FDA says there's no -- zilch, zero, nada -- shred of medicinal value to the evil weed marijuana. This is going to be a setback to the long-haired, maggot-infested, dope-smoking crowd."
-- Rush Limbaugh

I love the hypocrisy. I'm sure he had an Rx for his trunkload of oxycontin as well as a defensible "medical use". ( Read more... )

As everybody knows by now, Tom "the ball-peen hammer" Delay has decided to resign effective immedia... er I mean sometime in June. Unfortuntely, this allows the GOP enough time to mount an effective campign for some other lesser known jackal schlub.  So consider this an alarm from our own publically funded Emergency Broadcast System; with special ( Read more... )

PLAAAAAAY BAAAAAAALL!

Baseball season has begun, my friends. What an awesome country we live in. While everything else is going to hell, the evil villany of steroids in baseball is what ends up taking all the useful time of my dearest congresspeoples.

But while my new home team Giants deal with the whole Barry Bonds Balco thing, my beloved Pirates ( Read more... )

So the news came down the mountain this morning that NASA is shitcanning the space shuttle by 2008. Since a child I've maintained a deep love for the space shuttle, but I understand why it is time to advance to new technology. After all, fourteen people have died in the last twenty years because of the space shuttle. And by the time the program is ( Read more... )

So me and the missus are watching the Olympics. And man-o-man is Dick Button an asshole! Aside from the appearance of some latent racial issues he has (a lot of "them" and "they" when referring to the Chinese skaters), he suffers from a severe "sit-spin" fetish. At one point, I thought that he was going to run out onto the ice and shove some 16 ( Read more... )

So I'm listening to the Podcast of this past Sunday's Meet the Press, and boy is John Boehner just a breath of fresh air. How can he think that he's fooling anybody? Russert confronts him on his past lobbyist whoring (for big tobacco) and Boehner's like, I learned my lesson. So some guy who was already caught with his hand in the cookie jar is ( Read more... )

Bush resuscitates old reasons to hate him.

Bush: Slash public broadcast funds [Hollywood Reporter]

WASHINGTON -- President Bush took a swipe at Big Bird and his ilk ( Read more... )

The last twenty four hours have seen a series of high profile shout outs to some of my dearest mater. Yesterday, on Meet the Press, former Vermont governor and current chair of the Democratic National Committee Howard Dean, mentioned that story about an African-American student at the University of California Davis who hoped to go to law school. " ( Read more... )

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