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Job Shtuff: I've sort of started a new job. This would normally be fantastic, as I hate the Ruby Tuesday corporation with the fury of a thousand burning suns and all. Unfortunately, they haven't officially offered it to me as a permanent gig, so I can't quit my wretched waiting job just yet ( Read more... )

Story number three. I'll admit that this story was almost entirely concieved as a vehicle for the fairy tale fracturing I do at the bridge. Anyway, here's my favorite of the class' work ( Read more... )

Story number two here. My least favorite out of this years work, ah well ( Read more... )

Ok, this is the first of my three workshop stories for my seminar class last semester. Have fun. I'm gonna go ahead and post the work from last semester. Two more to come ( Read more... )

First off, the band that I'm listening to right now, The Vincent Black Shadow, is now one of my favorite bands ever. Go listen to them. Mach schnell ( Read more... )

Just a couple of short items ( Read more... )

Do you ever walk out of a store, have the alarm go off due to a faulty tag or something, and then have the clerk just wave you out anyway? Every time that happens I get a little sad that I didn't actually steal something and consider taking something the next time through just for the hell of it. This happens at the bookstore at school all the time ( Read more... )

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Say someone comes to your house every week, and every week, they start a fire. Or punch you in the crotch. Whatever. They're dicks, and you don't want them in your house. You would ask them not to come back again at some point. I mean, I would. I dunno, maybe some people like their houses to be on fire, and I know for a fact that some fringe ( Read more... )